it’s ok mate, not everyone is cut out for road riding!
It’s not that I dislike capuccino, I’m just not fussed. But put the capuccino at the other side of 50 miles spent staring point blank at the back of the tumbling spuds inside a pair of hotpants stretched over a middle aged man’s bum and I’ll do without. Especially after the recent thread about ‘less than perfect opacity’ in some such garments. 😯