apple .i know they're not a bike company,but couldn't think of a bike company that i do not like.apple on the other hand overpriced/underpowered pieces of tat,run by rupert murdoch wannabe (all show,no go e.t.c) ready to be flamed
Jesus. You get the opportunity handed to you on a plate and that's the best you can come up with?
Here's why you should irrationally hate apple.
Start with their adverts. Condescending bile.
"Haven't got an iphone? What a low life scum sucking pervert you are."
They don't actually say those words but you'd have to be on a life support machine not to see the intent.
Lets look at the hardware. It's so perfect. So slick, so well put together. You can't fault that stuff! Yeah, it's a bit pricey but oooh, aluminium, polished like a mirror so you can look at your own jumpers. NICE!. Nothing wrong there , eh? Well there is, ever seen stepford wives? That's what you're sticking your dick into when you buy an apple product. Hey! I'm not going to stop you, it's probably a great experience having sex with someone who *always* loves it. An apple device will never drag its teeth over your helmet by accident, they are always retracted. Is that what you want? Do you get danger from a rollercoaster? So be it. You've been defined.
Software.
Yeah, looks nice, works well. In Utopia. Which doesn't exist by the way. It's a made up place that exists only in the heads of drug addicts and Apple store employees. (Who would never take drugs by the way, risk averse you see). Here in the real world there are nasty people. People who can take your iphone or your ipad and have all your passwords in less than five minutes and then give it back to you without you even knowing about it. Try that on a PC.
Steve Jobs.
Remember Uncle Frank? He's the reason you can't touch girls in their special places. Is that him on the telly? He's called Steve Jobs now.
Microsoft.
You think Apple and Microsoft are owned by different people?
Welcome to AppleWorld.
*That's* how you irrationally hate Apple.
you believe magazine reviews...rofl
