Not quite what I was expecting…

Looks like a children’s play!

I love the Nessie, love the Tea Cakes, love the Broons, it’s so strange hearing John Barrowman in a scottish accent though…

Apologies on behalf of all decent Scottish people. This is atrocious

Awful just awful

Oh dear 😕

I think its ok. Amazing how much stuff was created in Scotland.

I am not a real jock or weege, only an adopted one.

Rapidly backpedalling on my claimed Scottish heritage. Could they have made that intro more cliched? Just dreadful.

I started watching but it reminded me of a cheaper version of Children in Need. Watching Dirty Harry instead.

Not exactly the Olympics opening ceremony!

I’d be quite embarrassed if I was Scottish…..

Truly appalling!

i think it is good…..you miserable set of feckers….. 😆

amy macdonald is ace.

Its shite being Scottish!

It’s not as if the world is watching, the commonwealth games are in their death throws, no one is interested any more.

Should there be an interpreter about when the local accent is getting stronger? I don’t understand a word. 😆

… spot those that consume plenty of deep fried Mars bar yet?

Crikey that bloke -> Rod Stewart … 😯

Edit: 100% better than Olympics opening ceremony … as the Scottish are not taking this too seriously.

Well done because they make me laugh. It is so bad that it is good. 😆

Please, please let them vote yes in September….

I know what you’re thinking, did he fire six shots or five…….

Dear oh dear…………….. 😥

I didn’t know John Hannah played the pipes 😛

I think the Scots on this thread suffer from self deprecation…and most English from ill founded arrogance.

*yes vote looks more attractive* 😛

It’s a bit too much like the shit videos between songs on the eurovision song contest?!

the commonweath games are on? never noticed

I’ve spent a lot of time in bishopbriggs and that bird is not a representative sample.

To think they even charged people for a seat to see that!

I’m taking this as evidence that Scotland needs to remain part of the UK – just can’t be trusted not to nause it up on its own.

Oh **** no

It’s ok they’re cracking out SuBo… that’s bound to solve things.

*yes vote looks more attractive*

It’s Ok, even if they vote no, they’ll be kicked out based on the shame they’ve brought upon the UK for this tosh…..

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I’m taking this as evidence that Scotland needs to remain part of the UK – just can’t be trusted not to nause it up on its own.

No. This is so bad that it is good. Get it? I mean I really don’t want to see the Olympics shite … this is much more of a good laugh. I mean at least I am waiting to see something very tacky coming …

Is it just me or does she look more and more like Michael McIntyre?

needs a bit of runrig to spice it all up….suebo is crap. oh hang on, pipers are here…..cracking

The last time I hid behind the sofa like this was when Doctor Who first hit our screens. Will somebody let me know when it’s safe to come out please.

I’ve put it back on…..more out of intrigue I think!

They should have started off with the Scottish regiment

That’s not red. It’s pink.

Hopefully this is a bombing run

Even the reds arrows cocked it up purple white and blue FFS!

That car is a bit bloody bouncy.

Suicide doors on the queens ride, pimptastic

Ooooh…controversial.

I see they’ve presented her Majesty with a wrap of finest Glaswegian smack (and some flowers).