IBallsacks, you lot are lacking in sense of humour..

You have led a repressed life where you are unable to look at other people in any way without feeling your a pervert?

Maybe talk to your wife about it

This should be good.

5plusn8

WTF is going on??

Your wife is bisexual.

Three pages, thread closed, two bans and Hannah blushing.

Smear her in butter and treat her like a crumpet. Job done.

Is Hannah into that?

Blokes just aren’t programmed to deal with emotions this complex

Eh? What have I missed?

I feel like i’m missing something here.

But I agree with the sentiment, I’m happy to comment on the attractiveness of men in front of the wife, but commenting on a woman is a lottery, sometimes she’ll agree with my assessment, other times she may skin me alive for being a chauvinistic pig.

Op posts a corker > Mike’s trademark tone deployed with astounding inaccuracy > OP bottles/flounces/decides better.

Think that covers it.

Op posts long thread, gets piss take answers then claims we don’t have a sense of humour and deletes original thread…

From the quotes I can only assume a stealth edit by the OP

You have led a repressed life where you are unable to look at other people in any way without feeling your a pervert?

Maybe talk to your wife about it

Agreed!

DrP

Loiuse?

Loiuse?

Or even Louise?

Maybe you are finding it difficult due to lack of objectivity in your attractiveness assessment, perhaps you could solve this by comparing the attractiveness of the subject to your partner.

Eh? What have I missed?

The OP was explaining how he was about to be ‘cucked’. His wife deleted the post and now he is being punished.

A naughty boy being punished? I can relate to that 😉

The OP was explainig how he was about to be ‘cucked’. His wife deleted the post and now he is being punished.

haha v good. I apologise about the lack of sense of humour comment I just put the first thing that came into my head in my desperation to delete it, and then I ran out of edit time. As you were and you are all very funny.

IBallsacks, you lot are lacking in sense of humour..

I can’t seem to find that on the App store…?

tjagain – Member
A naughty boy being punished? I can relate to that

Well, you’re not the Messiah!

I can’t seem to find that on the App store…?

It’s only on mandroid.

WTF is happening in here?

“Commenting on someone else’s attractiveness in front of your partner”
Should this be done frequently or regularly?

Anybody see Rachel Riley on the news tonight? Absolutely **** smoking and I told the wife so. I appreciate the better looking versions in life in both men and women and so does she. Window shopping is acceptable in this house.

Smear her in butter and treat her like a crumpet. Job done.

Just had my tea, and now you’ve made me hungry again!

“Commenting on someone else’s attractiveness in front of your partner”
Should this be done frequently or regularly?

Depends on whether you want a regular or frequent beating…

Only allowed if your are a woman – basic route,of llife

Mrs THM struggles with my admiration of a certain antipodean male golfer who is gorgeous, drop dead gorgeous

Op posts long thread, gets piss take answers then claims we don’t have a sense of humour and deletes original thread…

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You were first attender. It’s up to you to secure the original post!

Just because you drive a Fiat doesn’t mean you can’t flick through the Ferrari catalogue now and again…….

It was the MIL the OP was admiring I presume – MILILF?

IMO – Dont. Just back away with eyes averted 😯 Its ok for the other half to do though.

Is this about those Russian strictly dancers?

Full thread deletion and bans? Marvelous.

I think this sums up what would and wouldn’t be acceptable in our house.

[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LCEGXZmdwmU[/video]

Unattainable celeb? Not a problem. Too close to home, not so good.

Mind you I wouldn’t use some of my more lewd and descriptive vocab even when talking about an uttainable celeb.

Stating attractiveness in a slightly Sid James way is OK, using locker room terminology to describe what you’d like to do with them is generally not. Miming it whilst gurning and grinning is definitely out as well.

Just literally say ‘No’

Out loud. Right there and then. Preferably in a perfected rueful and sulky Peter Griffin accent. This way you are actually commenting whilst not commenting. Better still you are (emphatically, in public) denying any interest whatsoever in this person’s attractiveness. Your partner/spouse will admire your commitment, self-sacrifice and all-round awesomeness. You’re a winner. Now smile as if your constipation is competing with the heart-burn. Congratulations.

….. a certain antipodean male golfer who is gorgeous, drop dead gorgeous

Crikey! 😯

I have NO idea who you can be talking about!

I’m of the opinion that they don’t poke your eyes out and cut off your tongue** when you get married / partnered etc. so they are still there to be used.

** Use of said eyes followed by tongue on the OPs original subject may lead to loss of said eyes and tongue depending on what the other half thinks of it!