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  • Colonic irrigation?
  • ton
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    my diet is pretty high in protein nowadays.
    chicken, eggs, fish most days. obviously i dont go to the toilet as much as i used to, cos i dont fill my gut like i used to.
    but sometimes i only go every other day now.

    thought about going for a bit of a hosing out.
    any been? and did it work.

    allthepies
    Free Member

    <has flashback to who-else-in-the-north-can-smell-pies thread>

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    You are full of sh*t ton….

    martinhutch
    Full Member

    Just go for the ghetto solution:*

    *Please don’t actually do this.

    project
    Free Member

    Pain in the arse.

    Seem to be the domain of woman though.

    ton
    Full Member

    You are full of sh*t ton….

    so it seems matt.

    project
    Free Member

    PICOLAX

    killwillforchips
    Free Member

    A f***ing hot curry followed up with a tin of prunes will do the same thing.

    Or take advice from Hora, he’s full of shite.

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    I’ve had it. You should have seen what came out. The practitioner advised me not to look but I couldn’t resist. Jaysus! 😯

    theotherjonv
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    No direct experience but my 70 year old mother in law and her friend had it on a sort of bucket list – stuff they feel they should experience once. She found it a very relaxing and cleansing experience and felt sufficiently impressed that she has been back a couple of other times.

    I would have preferred the trip to Dublin to drink Guinness ‘at source’ myself. By all accounts she got mortal in the bars with the young crowd!! She’s quite a one, my MiL.

    martinhutch
    Full Member

    Bucket list!

    sugdenr
    Free Member

    TMI. Some ideas arenot meant to leave your head, let alone be broadcast…..

    lucien
    Full Member

    +1 for Picolax – only with a suitable blog

    whatnobeer
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    fakesounding
    Free Member

    I did it once, partly on a dare, partly because I was genuinely intrigued.

    What comes out is mind-blowing!!

    felt no real difference after, other than you know, just having a pipe and water jetted up me arse!

    CaptJon
    Free Member

    Save yourself some money: ready to use enema

    mav12
    Free Member

    Just take the head off the shower hose

    Spongebob
    Free Member

    Or get the same laxative the medical profession issue the day before they perform a colonoscopy.

    Two litres of water with this lemon flavoured powder mixed in. Then another 2 litres more of this stuff – eww!

    I found it difficult to swallow – tasted disgusting.

    Then sometime later, the floodgates open. Flood as in water. Actually, “eruption” is a better word to describe the event!

    Has you clean through in no time.

    I think it might be good to fast for a day or so, before filling back up with the processed toxic waste that masquerades as food these days – food manufacturers will sell any rubbish they can get away with. Giving your system a short rest can nay be a good thing.

    mudshark
    Free Member

    I have a DIY kit you can have – only used once, fairly clean.

    TheSanityAssassin
    Full Member

    Saw a programme on TV recently where the female presenter had a Deep Colonic Massage. She had to halt the massage part way through due to an urgent cable laying requirement, which, apparently, is quite common. She later confessed to her next bowel movement being like giving birth to a Jacobean table leg.

    She measured her waist before and after, and the difference was something like 4-6 inches loss due to the massage clearing the pipework so effectively.

    Cougar
    Full Member

    Pointless. Think about it, your outbound tract is a queuing system; if you take a few people away from the front of the queue then great, but it won’t take long before the queue builds right back up to where it was again.

    If you think there’s an issue, eat less crap. You’ll need lifestyle changes rather than quick fixes.

    BoardinBob
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    Here’s my take on it

    When I ate crap, my guts were rotten and I crapped constantly and it wasnt pretty

    Since overhauling my diet and following idave-esque food, my bowels are much better. My opinion is because I’m consuming less crap, there’s less crap to come out. My body uses the food properly instead of rejecting all the junk I used to eat

    flyingfox
    Free Member

    You’ll get rid of all the good stuff. It’s not a good idea. Cut out gluten and go on the Paleo diet if you want to make a mid- to long-term difference. Sticking a hose pipe up your arse ain’t going to help!

    theblackmount
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    >giving birth to a Jacobean table leg.,<

    Quote of the day!

    Spongebob
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    >giving birth to a Jacobean table leg.,<

    Quote of the day!

    +1!

    And a table leg that has been up there since Jacobean times, hmmm, the aroma!

    hora
    Free Member

    Brocolli

    killwillforchips
    Free Member

    😀

    broccoli? I love Hora!

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    An Ex of mine suffered badly with gut problems and despite doctors inability to diagnose the issue, she went along to one of these practitioners. She came out feeling a bit queasy and light headed but no real side effects, once home she felt a bit faint and settled ok after about an hour or so.
    It didn’t clear up her uncomfortableness, only slight relief, but she didn’t go back for another. A change of diet helped way more than “flushing”.

    HTH

    ton
    Full Member

    early morning report…..been for a monster turnout this morning 😀
    gonna try a few days without much protein and just loads of veg and salad stuff.

    samuri
    Free Member

    Yeah, I could never understand what the purpose was. Seems a silly thing to do. Are there supposed to be nooks and crannies that get crud stuck in them? Surely as soon as you rinse them out they’ll just fill up again…?

    Is it like your chainstay arch? No matter how many times you wash it, whenever you look at it it’s filled up with crap.

    rudebwoy
    Free Member

    i beleive some people get addicted to this process, unless you’re making porn,can’t see the point..

    samuri
    Free Member

    Are you making porn, Ton?

    I do remember a scene from one of your films where you were wrestling with another large mountain biker.

    If I’m being frank, it didn’t do a lot for me but I accept there’s a lot of unusual tastes out there.

    ton
    Full Member

    Is it like your chainstay arch?

    bastid…….just spilt coffee on meself laughing at that.

    hora
    Free Member

    killwillforchips – Member

    You’ve obviously been banned previously fella. Calm down.

    willard
    Full Member

    There was a story in the Mail a few years ago about a woman that hadn’t been for a Numero Dos in several years. Apparently she had a hose out instead. That always struck me as a bit of a cheat, kind of like saying that your car is dirty, but only because you pressure wash it every day.

    kingkongsfinger
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    I laughed when I saw this thread!!

    My wife mentioned that she would be intrigued to have a bash at this last summer. Women being women, and “ohhhh you never get me a prezzie I want although I gave you loads of hints”

    Guess what, she got one for her Christmas prezzie LOL 8)

    kingkongsfinger
    Free Member

    She has the flush out early next month, cant wait to see her coming home walking like John Wayne.

    chewkw
    Free Member

    What does a pron star use before filming a backdoor scene? Then just use that …

    TurnerGuy
    Free Member

    They mentioned it on that 50 things about health program a while ago, medical guy reckoned it was a very bad idea.

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    What does a pron star use before filming a backdoor scene?

    a felch?

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