does that make me the dick that rebel says I am?
Not at all, IMO. I’ll leave it up to him to decide whether or not he’d have thought that of you if you’d been more precise in the first place. But as it was, it did seem that you were blaming the tenant for something that appeared not to be their fault.
As I pointed out rather bluntly to my landlady here: “I don’t really care how much a new oven costs, but as I’m paying to rent a house that came with one, I expect you to replace it or fix it. If your business plan in charging my family rent doesn’t cover the cost of a new oven, then you’ve got a poor business plan. Which is your fault and your problem, not mine.”
The best landlord excuse I’ve heard to date was my colleague’s: “I’m really sorry, but we can’t afford to get the roof fixed for a month or two as we’ve just bought a vineyard”
His response: “Well, in that case, I’m really sorry that we can’t afford to pay our rent for a month or two – we’re saving up for one ourselves”