So 2033 door bell rings

Open door to find young man representing a begging organisation.

Him “Good Evening Sir”

Me “This is a no cold calling zone” (plenty of signage around the area)

Him “So you don’t want to talk to me”

Me “Correct”

Bloody hell, boils my piss, do they not think the signs apply to them AND gone half past eight at night!

Goes to polish death ray…………..

He is persistent. I would have given up after the 2nd or 3rd ring.

Goes to polish death ray…………..

…and by death ray, he means peni[NOPE!-MODS]

Are the signs in Polish 🙄

I don’t even talk to them, just slam the door in their face.

Goes to polish death ray……

Racist.

He is persistent. I would have given up after the 2nd or 3rd ring.

😆

Careful Jamie, I once hit with the ban hammer for a self deprecating mod impersonation.

Same as when they phone the house I just say “sorry the owner of the home isn’t in at the moment I’m just robbing the house”
Seem to get an odd reaction.

Careful Jamie, I once hit with the ban hammer for a self deprecating mod impersonation.

Really? Seems a bit harsh.

Can’t see anything on your history Onza.

I bet it was Drac who banned you. He’s the worst.

Too true Jamie.