So I was putting some Stans into my new tyres through the valve and it suddenly blocked up, resulting in white goo flying everywhere. Shorts went into the wash this morning but they’ve come out and there’s still white spray all down the front… not exactly good for polite company as they look a little unsavoury shall we say.

Any tips on removing all trace of the goop from the shorts?

This should help

place them in the washing machine with a loved ones favourite garment.

any residual Stans on the shorts will magically transfer between the two.

Once it’s dried, I don’t think you can get it off completely.
I was once on a biking holiday in Spain and coming to the the end of a rocky descent, the back tyre blew. The Stan’s spoodge had covered the back of my shorts, the next thing we heard was a donkey e-aw’ing at the side of the trail. Everyone took the p£$s and said the donkey had being trying to mount me! The stains are still there and I only use the shorts as spares now. 😀

I tried to wash off as much as I could, but I am fearing the worst. My favourite shorts! It’s all over the crotch too…