A baby polar bear walks up to his mum. In a confused voice he asks, “Mum, am I a polar bear?”
“Why yes son, you are a polar bear” She replies.
The little one nods his head and walks away.
5 minutes later he’s back.
“Mum?”
“Yes?” She says suspiciously.
“Are you SURE I’m a polar bear?”
Exasperated she replies, “Yes son. I’m a polar bear, your dads a polar bear, therefore your a polar bear!”
The cub walks away looking confused. After half an hour he approaches his dad.
“dad?” he asks.
The dads been expecting this, “is this about the polar bear thing?” he asks.
“Yes.”
“Look, your mum’s explained this to you. Your a white furry bear, so its safe to say your a polar bear. Why do you keep asking?”
“Cause I’m fricking freezing!”