You have to wonder at people's ability to tie their own shoe laces

i hear cotic road rats have that problem too. (the forks on backwards one)

My wife's bored of me pointing out faults of bicycles we see chained to railings or on display in shops (to be fair she was bored after the first 2 but I've persisted on the principle that she may, one day show a glimmer of interest and thus justify 15 years (and counting) of bicycle pedantry).