3/4 of my biscuit has just snapped off and fallen in my coffee as I attempted an advanced dunking manouvere.

Arse!

BTFU

Murderer!

Elevenses FAIL.

It had loads of horrid bits in the bottom…..

effing useless, sorry for late text misfire, I wrote it then left it unsent, then sent it next time i picked the phone up

ha ha……erm, oh I mean, jolly bad luck!

The 4 chunks of dark chocolate I have just eaten as an accompaniment to my coffee did no such thing (but then, I didn't dunk them!).

A nice way to end a morning of getting some motorbike fork oil from the Gear4 KTM shop round the corner (who also had some hardtail KTMs in) & then transplanting 4 brussel sprout plants and about 10 lettuce. Shame it keep raining – the bike needs a clean.

I'll have a look at your knee tomorrow if you like Paul. Sounds a bit ****….. Just found out my neighbour is a private physio though, so that could be useful.

I'm booked in for some through work. It seems to start to REALLY hurt once I get any weight off it, especially if I lie on my back. It just hurst a bit the rest of the time.

Last night when it was hurting, I started pushing my foot against the bottom of the bed, which seemed to ease it quite a lot.

Back to biscuits though, have you tried biting the oposing corners from a penguin (or the ends off a Kit Kit) then using it as a straw?

oh no, not the return of the soggy biscuit thread!

What type of biscuit? If it was a jaffa cake (it should have floated), that is indeed a tragedy.

I'd have to say that a garibaldi is possibly the worst biscuit in the world to have a "dunk failure" with, it can turn a perfectly good cuppa into a papermache like mess of rabbit droppings and soggy cardboard. Shame I love em so!

Garibaldis are an awesome biscuit, and indeed one of the varities I was enjoying with my cuppa. T'was, however, a nice biscuit that wasn't so nice.

(Re: the trick with penguins. Best thing to do is bite off the opposite corners, suck up enough coffee through it to fill it and then flip the whole thing over and shove it all in your mouth at once. MMmmmm Coffee/chocolate/biscuity goodness.Gonna have to go and buy some penguins now!

Have you ever considered consulting a psychiatrist about your fetishistic behaviour regarding biscuits?
Ian

Nothing wrong with a biscuit fetish…..

Comes with the teritory, like bike shop workers.

whats worse is when you successfully dunk and on the journey from cup to mouth the dunked biscuit falls to pieces and gets everywhere

Ma, gerra spoon…..

Enjoy : )

Thank god your not a surgeon. Clumsy f…..

Paul how did you do that?