so in a few hours some of us will be opening our presents and as per usual we will probably get something we didnt want, have any idea why it was bought for us, or just dont want the gift,but thanks to those who bought us stuff and thought about us this christmas so post up your unwanted stuff here and swop or exchange for just the postage.

I found mine before they were wrapped.

A power kite. Oh, and one of those poppies from the Tower of London.

Hate them already.

manton69’s wife widow will have a carving axe…only used once, blood hopefully washed off… 😆

No Xmas pudding for you Flash

Anyone need a tamper made from some bits of old plywood?

You lot get presents?

Shit, I’m doin it rong.

Will swap Porsche Macan for kite.
Cash adjustment either way.

Tamper or tampon? As one will make great coffee the other will make a irritable …. 😀

I have a tan leather John Lewis filofax thingy still untouched from last Christmas if anyone fancies a swap?

The missus is genuinely still peeved that I never used it and made me promise to tell her if I don’t like any of her tat thoughtful gifts this year

Will swap Porsche Macan for kite.
Cash adjustment either way.

Are you African?

Racist

Dibs on the Racist

I’ll take the African if you have one going spare? Swap for irritating old Welsh racist….

My sister in law bought us a bin, as ours “isn’t big enough”. Apparently we now need to replace our normal size, cream metal bin that fits neatly in the space i built for it with a huge, turquoise, plastic bin which wont fit in the gap. She also bought us vegan chocolates and got our boys juice boxes, so not all bad. If you’re a slightly thirsty vegan.

Haha see this is the worst kind of present jimbob…. Can’t get rid of it as the SIL will be looking for it every visit and If it’s not there you will be questioned no doubt.

I need a new bin…. But I need a normal size bin that fits in the cupboard I made for it 😆

Still got all of my limbs so no carving axe. 🙂

Ferrero Roche anyon? Hate them.

Swap your ferrero for my porch?

I’ll see your porch and raise you an orangery.

Is it hollow?

Anybody want a Phil Collins autobiography.?

Anybody want a Phil Collins autobiography.?

I’m going out on a limb her, but, well, er, I doubt it… 😉
HTH.