Anyone think of presents I might want for that sort of price?

If I don’t come up with suggestions I will get ‘comedy’ ties, CDs I don’t listen to and a chocolate orange.

I don’t mind the chocolate orange but one year I got five. Apparently I am hard to buy for as I buy things I want or what I don’t have is too expensive. Oh, I think I already own two goats, a donkey and a small part of a rainforest somewhere.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000OGQHDY

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I have the same requests 🙄

I usually go with CD’s/DVD’s, Rear light, Shoe covers or a belt.

ten or fifteen of these:

And then you try eating them as fast as you can ya bastard 🙂

2x

Absolutely loads of

One and a half lapdances.

Or, a radio controlled hekalopter. There’s nobody in the world whose life wouldn’t be improved by one of these- I bought a cheap one for a miserable old dude in our secret santa last year, on the basis that I didn’t know of anything he likes at all. Even he found great pleasure in flying it into people’s heads.

“I haven’t bought you a present this year. Instead, I’ve donated the cost, on your behalf, to”:

http://richarddawkins.net/foundation_articles/2012/12/4/a-special-request-from-richard-dawkins

AirZooka? You may only use it a few times, but I’m sure you could annoy family with it. 😉

xbox/ps3 game?

I like the Airzooka. I got a crossbow that fired foam darts a couple of Xmas ago and it was great but I soon ran out of darts.

IHN – where did you get such a great idea from?

Wwwas – 🙁