“… just smart casual party clothes”

What the **** is that supposed to mean? A pair of chinos and a whirly bow-tie?

Dark shoes, smart jeans and a nice shirt. What’s your issue?

Corduroy’s and a polo shirt? 😆

smart casual = dress code

Jeans & Sheux?!

smart jeans

Is your first mistake, them’s a no-no.

What you would normally wear to a works Christmas that’s not a black tie event.

Goin out stuff innit.

Edit: I’ll be wearing jeans to mine, always do. So do loads of others…

GO on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on

What you would normally wear to a works Christmas that’s not a black tie event.

Would be

Dark shoes, smart jeans and a nice shirt

So, no.

Where is the christmas do?

Lynx and sta-prest.

There is only one question to ask on all matters sartorial….

What would Alan wear?

Oh… and you know its still November, right?

Where is the christmas do?

It’s one of those three course dinner followed by a disco jobs at a local vaguely posh function place (Ingleside House in Cirencester if you’re really interested).

Oh… and you know its still November, right?

Not on Friday it’s not

Cycling tights and a Grange Hill school blazer?

Only if it’s full bib and tucker.

Wear a nice frock

Policeman? Firefighter? Red indian? You are the stripper, yeah?

jimjam, no jeans! I may get some driving gloves though.

You are the stripper, yeah?

I prefer the term ‘exotic dancer’

IHN – Member

jimjam, no jeans! I may get some driving gloves though.

You don’t like my jeans ? 👿

you didn’t mention the no jeans rule in your Op Op. Just wear dark jeans, no one is gonna care. The boss won’t be stood at the door checking attire, he’ll be at the bar getting sloshed.

party clothes

?

I really don’t get why people get hung up on this sort of shit.

OP states:

No dress code just smart casual party clothes

Everyones idea of ‘smart casual’ and ‘party clothes’ is different depending on gender, age, personality, social standing and level of alcohol intake at the time.

Just wear what ever you feel comfortable in and doesn’t show up sweat when you’re bustin a move with Lindsey from accounts later on.

Unless you work for a set of corporate toss pieces that constantly look down on people and try to make people feel inferior if they don’t conform to some unwritten rules that you should already know about unless you didn’t go to the pre Christmas golf club do last week…..

tricky – that’s just for when you and I party 😉

Jeans & Sheux?!

High Fives Roganjosh

Slip yourself into THE classic party combo for the season.

Jeans AND Sheux.

Don’t forget your axe

Whatever happened to Beardy McAxerson? He seemed a cheery chap despite the mauling he got on here.

Whatever happened to Beardy McAxerson? He seemed a cheery chap despite the mauling he got on here.

Opened a hipster cocktail bar / micro brewery with Felix the Mixologist?

Cirencester?

Tweed and red/pink jeans then, Hunter wellies optional

Whatever happened to Beardy McAxerson? He seemed a cheery chap despite the mauling he got on here.

He’s still on Twitter, riding motorbikes, being head of content at a marketing firm, and writing for Classic Rock magazine.

I always take smart casual to mean I can dig out the somewhat whffy Russian whaling hat I won in a very drunken card game many years ago.

My wife always disagrees. She feels the same way about the chickens suit.

This is why I’m glad I’m a contractor. You’re basically excused from all corporate events 🙂

I wouldn`t go !

The girls from HR and Kevin from accounts have been planning thier outfits for months. Did you not get invited on the excursion in November to H&M, MandCo and Wallace with them?

“There’s no dress code…”

?

just smart casual party clothes

Send a stinging rebuke to whoever sent you that email asking them for proper clarification.