GF bought me a Thorntons chocolate tree for Christmas and I finally tried it today (been at work last 4 days) and it is bloody horrible. Tastes like cheap kiddies stuff. I now have indigestion and have the problem of disposing of it 'gratefully'! Eating it is not an option as the bloody thing is a foot high with thick moulded chocolate.
'Getting shot' suggestions welcome (not too messy as I've already thought of accidentally leaving it by the cooker/radiator to destruct naturally) FYI GF bought it as she doesn't like Thorntons so wouldn't be tempted to nibble!
The offending item