Have quite a bit of hard skin on my feet, mostly on inside of both big toes, and was thinking about taking a punt on getting them sorted by a chiropodist for £30.

Question is, do they offer anything I could not do myself with a bit of sandpaper, a bottle of whiskey and something to bite down on?

What about that fish thing that seems to be all the rage? Think it’s cheaper than £30 and is supposed to be quite pleasant.