My manager and his wife conceived their child 12 years ago in Hong Kong and their surname is Phooey, so their daughter is called Hong Kong Phooey!
No, that's not the whole truth, the bit about conceived in Hong Kong is true, but they named their daughter Asia.
a friend of mine called his daughter Meribel.
they own a chalet there. which makes it so, so much worse.
Fanny Cradock?
There's a great mountain at home in newzealand called Whakapapa. The maori pronounce the "wh" as a "f"
Probably not so popular with mums to be. ...
I went to school with a guy called Glen whose middle name specified which one he was conceived in.
My poor son would have been called 'Carina Layby' but my daughter would have had the more acceptable 'Torry'. She is in fact called Corran, after the ferry near Fort William, but not because she was conceived on it. The crossing is not nearly long enough for that... 
My brother's called Dressing Room Of Heart Of Midlothian Football Club.
Yet another version of the Two Dogs joke:
"In my tribe we're traditionally named after the first thing the mother sees when she looks out of the teepee after the birth. it's short for One-Man-Pouring-a-Bucket-of-Water-over-Two-Dogs."
"That's pretty unfortunate," said Windle.
"it's not too bad," said One-Man-Bucket. "it was my twin brother you had to feel sorry for. She looked out ten seconds before me to give him his name."
Windle Poons thought about it.
"Don't tell me, let me guess," he said. "Two-Dogs-Fighting?"
"Two-Dogs-Fighting? Two-Dogs-Fighting?" said One-Man-Bucket. "wow, he'd have given his right arm to be called Two-Dogs-Fighting."
My brother's called Dressing Room Of Heart Of Midlothian Football Club.
Yet another version of the Two Dogs joke:
"In my tribe we're traditionally named after the first thing the mother sees when she looks out of the teepee after the birth. it's short for One-Man-Pouring-a-Bucket-of-Water-over-Two-Dogs."
"That's pretty unfortunate," said Windle.
"it's not too bad," said One-Man-Bucket. "it was my twin brother you had to feel sorry for. She looked out ten seconds before me to give him his name."
Windle Poons thought about it.
"Don't tell me, let me guess," he said. "Two-Dogs-Fighting?"
"Two-Dogs-Fighting? Two-Dogs-Fighting?" said One-Man-Bucket. "wow, he'd have given his right arm to be called Two-Dogs-Fighting."
named after my father.
jojoA1 - Member
I went to school with a guy called Glen whose middle name specified which one he was conceived in.
That is disgusting and says alot about his parents. Poor fella.
She is in fact called Corran, after the ferry near Fort William, but not because she was conceived on it. The crossing is not nearly long enough for that..
Return ticket may just about do it....
I guy a used to work with called his daughter 'Storm', as she was born in the new years days storms back in the late 90's. I expect by now she'll be thinking Gayle would have been sufficient.
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