**** you slugs.

Behold it’s magnificence.

It’s berry nice.

…and also very sweet of you to take it out for a drive.

That deserves some massive and perfect double cream all over it.

Not a euphemism, btw.

The slugs inside it eating it from thw inside out.

Eat with care 😉

Heh 🙂 That reminds me of a red dwarf episode.

It’s a bit pale.

small hand

Are you Terry Nutkins?

small hand

I’m only 10.

Wash your hands before you eat it, eh?

Good effort. Elsanta?

I love strawberries. And raspberries in fact any fruit!

Not sure on variety, just a mongrel taken from runners last year (yup, first year!)

In other news, I’m expecting a ban.

In other news, I’m expecting a ban.

Was going to mention that unfortunate Chrome problem.

I had red dwarf in mind when I wrote it 🙂

Modeled by Jeremy Beadle?

**** off you *****.

You’ve been flamed.

Awesome – high five four! (Did you have to wrestle it from the jaws of an irked otter?)