Feeling like your inner lumberjack is being repressed? Fed up with paying £50 for some damp softwood from the petrol station to fuel your Morso? The solution to all your problems and the cause of a few more is here!

Well actually it’s in my front garden, it’s a dead (apple?) tree. Anyone want to come and cut it down and take it away?

And before someone says get a tree surgeon, if no one on here wants it, then it’s going on beardedhipstertrackworld.com as a curated lumberjack experience, for £500 I’ll supply an axe, checked shirt and several mugs of tea, they’ll be all over it like stolen fixies on a Brick Lane market stall.

Will you post?

I’m in Bucks but very interested.

Got any pics so I can sort the correct size of transport…

Will you post?

No, but you could turn it into one.

…or you could just have a rough guess at the height and width and how many limbs etc.

🙂

Got any pics so I can sort the correct size of transport…

Not big enough to worry about transport, the trunk is probaby 7ft and probably a ft at its widest? It would go in the back of an estate car once chopped up.

..or a hatchetback.

(Sorry, going now)

Ah, okay. A tiny tree.

Depending on exactly where you are I can chop and ‘dispose’ of that for you, if no one local wants it, obviously.

Just off M4 J11. Drop me an e-mail if you’re interested and I’ll send you a link to streetview and you can judge for yourself.

I work just there 🙂

Hey TINAS. I’ll leave this as it’s a fair old haul for not a lot of wood.

If it’s only about a foot in diameter why not tackle it yourself with a bow saw or something? Either way, if you have to pay someone to chop and dispose of it just bump this thread and I’ll pop down and sort it.

Thanks all the same.