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  • noteeth
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    Sandra Bullock – I am everything she needs & more, and yet she persists in ignoring me. 🙄

    DezB
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    Lisa Bonet. Been after her for years. She’s never even glanced my way.

    Elfinsafety
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    The mad bird off Emmerdale, and the teacher one off Doc Martin. Neither of them understand just how much happier they’d be, if they were with me. 🙁

    Oh, and that Mylene Klass too. She just don’t know how unlucky she is.

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    gwailo
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    Zoe Wannamaker doesnt even know I exist 😥

    Elfinsafety
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    And that Greek lass off of CSI:NY. If you look that good, then you should be with the Elf. It’s only right and natural.

    bagpuss72
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    Brad Pitt’s taken another injunction out on me…

    I don’t see what the issue is it was only a small severed horses head in Angelina’s bed 🙁

    SaboteurCherie
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    Lance Armstrong but he is totally out of my league.

    finbar
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    Alyson Hannigan doesn’t know i exist, even though i would be perfect for her.

    Cougar
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    Alyson Hannigan doesn’t know i exist,

    I never got the Willow thing, I was more of a Faith man myself.

    Pigface
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    Thandie Newton never returns my calls

    finbar
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    Willow was so adorably naive, in the first few series at least.

    Faith grew on me when she was Echo in Dollhouse.

    DezB
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    I thought it was the “This one time, at band camp” version blokes went for?

    BigButSlimmerBloke
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    Thandie Newton never returns my calls

    she was going to, but I told her not to bother

    chewkw
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    Shite they are … 🙄

    Cheryl Cole doesn’t seem to know I exist, but then seeing as I’m not a total **** (shut it), then why would she?

    simonfbarnes
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    sadly in my case it’s not just celebs 🙁

    eemy
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    Joan Cusack. Maybe not traditionally attractive, but gorgeous all the same.

    yunki
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    +1 Lisa Bonet.. I think her and Rosie Perez have had some kind of misguided girlie chat or else they have somehow found out (and I’m looking at you here DezB..) that I could never be faithful to either whilst the other is alive..

    Torminalis
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    Zoe Wannamaker doesnt even know I exist

    I once got fired for addressing her as ‘dude’. I wouldn’t though.

    Spaceman
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    Nicola Sturgeon would blossom if she was with me.

    Between bouts of vigorous experimental love-making I’d win her over to my more overtly socialist vision of an Independant Scotland. She’d then sweep to victory in an independence referendum and become the first true ruler of Scotland since Robert the Bruce.

    or something.

    wallop
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    David Tennant once made love to me in my sleep and he has no idea 🙁

    I once made love to Cheryl in my sleep and she has no idea.

    Or did I make love to her in her sleep and she has no idea?

    Whichever way, it was wrong…….

    ernie_lynch
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    Bob Crow.

    I even collared him last year after he had spoken at a meeting, and told him how much I admired him.
    He thanked me and told me that he was in a rush to catch a train. Bastard 😐

    TheSouthernYeti
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    I’m yet to meet a celebrity that doesn’t understand that I’m sexy.

    wallop
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    bloody socialists

    bigG
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    Konnie Huq just won’t let it go, all because of that one night in the blue peter garden..

    wallop
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    WTF is going on with her breasts!? Even mine aren’t that wonky!

    Dickyboy
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    I’ve just had four Charlies Angels – do I get any thanks, the hell I do!

    backhander
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    That better?

    kimbers
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    emmily booth I caught her eye one time but I was with my wife so she had to let the opportunity go I bet she’s still kicking herself

    chewkw
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    Crikey … 😯

    ernie_lynch
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    wallop – Member

    WTF is going on with her breasts!? Even mine aren’t that wonky!

    You’ll find the clue here :

    wallop – Member

    bloody socialists

    BBC apology as Blue Peter star Konnie shares ‘Tory-bashing’ stage with Mayor

    As a socialist, Konnie has breasts which behave precisely as you would expect them to behave………Gawd bless her Tory-bashing tits.

    backhander
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    Well I’d like to bash…no, on second thoughts forget it.

    simonfbarnes
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    WTF is going on with her breasts!?

    what’s the point of having 2 if they’re going to be the same ??

    ernie_lynch
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    Don’t you mean what’s the point of being a socialist if you’re not generous and want to share with others SFB ?

    I believe she treats it as charity work.

    simonfbarnes
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    Don’t you mean what’s the point of being a socialist if you’re not generous and want to share with others SFB ?

    Extremely well put Ernie 🙂 But the thought of sharing anything with Konnie is kinda overwhelming. Perhaps it’s safer to admire from a distance.

    ernie_lynch
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    But the thought of sharing anything with Konnie is kinda overwhelming

    Agreed. I wouldn’t know where to start and would probably be all fingers and thumbs…….and end up in a mess

    toby1
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    Cameron Diaz, Olivia Wilde and more recently Emma Stone ….

    Elfinsafety
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    Wonky Socialist tits…

    Sounds like me and me mate Yorkshire Kev, on our way back from the pub tonight.

    Hic.

    Elfinsafety
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    Linda Evans off of Dynasty, stupid cah, she din’t realise I was down the Prospect tonight, missed her chance.

    She might be abahyt 30 years too late anyway, tbh. Cradle snatcher.

    I seen her moving in a crab-like fashion, in Area 51.

    Jah Rastafari Haile Selassie I, quite frankly.

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