Who would win in a fight between Marco Pierre White and Captrain Kirk?

V

Winner stays up.

Next poster to decide the result and pick a new opponent (including photo of “Fightin’ Face”).

The syphilitic chef wins

and goes mano a mano with George ‘O Face’ Osborne

WIN!

And, in the next round….

Faces the Governator!

Arnie would pop Gideon’s head like a ping pong ball.

Which puts him up against Pop Eye.

Pop Eye wins as Arnie is old and has a dodgy heart.

Vs

popeye uses the skill of the indigenous english peoples and cheats like hell.

Popeye Vs Moses (he’s off to mount olive if he wins)

vs

dammit! too slow

As the OP I declare Moses the winner and put him in with Mrs Doyle.

Seconds away… Round One!

Moses wins

Moses V Abraham

Abe wins by a hat.

And faces….
IKB

not fair! Look at Brunel, he’s only tiny.

Nah, check his smokin’ nonchalance.

Oh, and those chains…very, very big.

IBK gives the taller man a scrotal burn with his cigar.

and steps up against

CRH

CRH is kicked in the nuts by

Hey Flashy! The next poster decides the winner.

CRH wins, even when dressed as a woman.

and faces Snapper Noakes