pulled over oN the way home from the pub.

The report says I was near paralytic but I was vaguely tipsy at most.

What can I do now?

😡

troll better.

Stop trolling immediately and have a lie down.

Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200….. 😉

My advice would be to have another drink, and go drive through an orphanage.

Might as well go down in style.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNIMuvbiZcc[/video]

Wasn’t this covered in the actual thread?

It was a woman who caught you right? must have been on the blob.

I think alcohol should be banned totally because I only drink once every few months. 😈

Posting your act of selfish stupidity on here is really not going to go well. Learn from it and vow not to do it again in the future. Next time you or an innocent party could have their lives irresistibly altered.

Does anyone have that obvious troll picture?

ThiS one?

What can I do now?

The only satisfactory answer is to have another pint, surely?

Cheers!

Argue with the old bill about the reading! Claim you weren’t 127 but only 123 on the pissometer. Go to court and tell the judge they are just victimising you.

I thought the limit was 123 and then a wee half?

I think alcohol should be banned totally because I only drink once every few months

Perhaps driving should be banned?

You need:

Next time you a child or an innocent party baby robin could have their lives face irresistibly altered

Next time you a child or an innocent party baby robin could have their lives face irresistibly altered

‘Irresistibly’? Really? That sounds like a good thing, a drunk driver must be a lot cheaper than a plastic surgeon…

Either this is a troll, which makes you a ****
Or this is for real, in which case, you are a ****…

I’m seeing a pattern emerging here…..

Of course it’s not real. It’s satirising this:

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/pulled-for-speeding-but-i-wasnt-speeding-what-can-i-do

(badly)

Of course it’s not real. It’s satirising this:

I would say it is more of a parody, although I do agree with your ‘badly’.

See what you can find? A bit late though.

[video]http://youtu.be/wvUQcnfwUUM[/video]

Tbh, I assumed the other thread was trolling. I mean, no-one’s actually like that. Right?

So this is meta trolling.