Does anyone else’s cat(s) like ear wax? The orange-er the better, apparently. Not fussy whether from a little finger or straight from the lug.

Asking for a friend.

I don’t understand how something that smells so good can taste so bad.

Wax is the residuum of your soul when it evaporates out through your ears. Cats, being daemons made flesh, harvest this material for Satan. You think they are being weirdly affectionate, in actual fact they are harvesting your immortal essence in dainty nibbles.

Yep – my cat goes mental for ear wax but then she is weird in all kind of ways – has been known to fish discarded cotton buds out of the bathroom bin …. ~Yeukk!

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Like humans though, they only respond to the four basic taste types of sour, bitter, salt and sweet

I’m out, as a theory that was bollocks when I was in short pants.