No actual prize beyond kudos, obviously.

The real reason pro-footballers aren’t allowed to cycle.

Watch me poo in the road, WATCH ME!

couldn’t stop a Big Mig in a passage

Is that how they play ‘French-Bulldog’?!

STOP, bogrotters, escort that poor woman back to her car.

Steak for breakfast, sir?
RM.

Cycle Bulldog world champs marred by blatant cheating.
Edit – Damn, beaten to it!

or

The compulsory cap rule was strictly enforced within the peleton.

or

The badger hunting season gets off to a promising start.

[geezer voice]

C’mon then! I’ll take the lot of you on! Who’s first?

[/geezer voice]

” ‘MON THEN!”

edit beaten to it 😀

The tables are turned – the lone breakaway prepares to catch the bunch.

STOP FOLLOWING ME!!

The UCI’s attempt to enforce their new ‘Recumbents only’ policy.

PPPAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP!!!

Forget that caption competition, I’m interested in the real story behind that picture.

“**** YOU! I’M AN ANTEATER!”

*Cycle Dogging* He is going to get ruined!

Ringa pakia
Uma tiraha
Turi whatia
Hope whai ake
Waewae takahia kia kino
Ka mate! Ka mate!
Ka ora! Ka ora!
Ka mate! Ka mate!
Ka ora! Ka ora!
Tenei Te Tangata Puhuru huru
Nana nei tiki mai
Whakawhiti te ra
A upa ne ka up ane
Upane, Kaupane
Whiti te ra

The only Kiwi in the field did his best to put the other riders off. Finished with one of these:

“Watch out, there is glass/ice/nails/some crazy mofo with a gun….”

Wall needs cleaning.
Brake cables too long.

I am not the messiah…..

JoB finally gets hacked off with the MAMILs

Invisible sheep herding extra stage was trialled in the 63 Tour, subsequentl dropped in favour of time trialling.

JoB finally gets hacked off with the MAMILs

On a similar note:

“No! No! You have to ride this as a climb!”

I HAVE A DREAM!!

And it involves nobbly tyres and flat bars.

“Who took the wall I was leaning on?”

Right boys,
My bike’s **** so one of you is walking the rest of the way.

Stooooop, red light up ahead!

STOP FOLLOWING ME!!

gets my vote!

“A committed Domestique will always find a way to control the peloton, while his team’s lead rider makes the break”

After Tianman hole, Jeb Corliss’ latest fly through is made more difficult by approaching peleton

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!

After a collision the rider stops and performs a mercy killing on a badly injured snail.
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Eventually the 650b marketing catches up with every cyclist.
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After another team bus leaves the finish line unusable, riders complain the new one is dangerous.

After a vicious vindaloo Dave wanted to share after effects with all.

“For the last friggin’ time: What tyres for a damp surfaced road?”

And you thought Lance Armstrong took things a little far when intimidating rivals….

David Seamen didn’t understand cycling.

ARSE BUTTER!
FOR GODS SAKE WOULD SOMEONE JUST PLEASE LEND ME SOME ARSE BUTTER!!

You couldn’t fault him as a domestique.