Come on then let's hear your best shots at it. 😉

Green factory Hope componentry on the new Jones?

Cool, put a £1 coin in the slot and the trolly has pnuematic tyres.

not challenging enough 8)

Special needs trolleys are available at all Asda stores

The guy said there was a trolley in amongst all the Jones's in the corner!

Even the new special trolleys steered like sh*t

Jones release new side mounted ego holsters. Holds up to 6 over inflated, narcissistic persona's so now too much trail bull shit and bravado can never be enough and for a limited time only they are flamboyantly expensive too. Supplied in SSS (large) and SheldonA (XXXL) sizes 😉

The Swede's winning so far. 😀

Some of the other captions show a lack of any kind of imagintion at all.
(or the ability to know what store the trolleys belong too) 🙄

Take a basket because trollies are for C****

Where do you put the shopping?

Where's the basket on the front to take ya shopping home?

Jones introduce sidecar option

"That's why plums go to Iceland"

New unerniche 4 wheel steer Jones bikes available to (super)market. Contain even more unnecessary small tubes for ooh-aah compliance and that Jones 'ride'. Features 'new' straight Jones handlebars, to be different, like 😀

After he'd gone all the trolleys blamed each other for inviting the steamer to the party.

Even pikey Asda customers didn't want to knick it, they took the trolleys instead

Lesters new hack bike. He may have 'got the dolla' but he still apppreciates a (supermarket) bargain.

That slot is gaping far too wide for my £1 coin

I prefer smaller wheels and a childs seat!

Less of the ASDA shit please. 🙄

Just cause the handles is green doesn't mean I shops at ASDA. 😛

doesn't mean I shops at ASDA.

looks a bit like a reflector on the rear wheel.

Spot the difference:
One has a space frame….
.. the others have frame space ! !