Wife and kids are away this week so, i’ve reverted to a slob.

Beer levels are high and rising, no way near bad film saturation but, i don’t think i can stomach any more bad food.

What’s happening to me? I just want a salad (don’t worry, i won’t give in).

No, it’s not possible. If you need inner strength look at all those places that don’t do pork. It’s not going well. Also it is possible to od on the hideous crap that is beef bacon

Maybe try pulled pork for lunch instead of bacon?

Then you can have bacon for dinner.

Gammon steak for tea.

You’re hysterical man, [slaps face, shakes shoulders] get a grip!

What’s happening to me? I just want a salad

You have become weak.

As you wouldn’t expect a beginner on a bike to ride to the top of a mountain the first time, you need to train and work through the pain in order to become King Of The Bacon.

Depends how you’re having it

Neat?
in a sandwich?
in a roll?
in a baguette?
in pasta?
Full english?
[insert other options)

Bacon butty every day this week with brown sauce.

I think i just need to spice things up a bit by adding sausage. Yes, more pork will get me out of this funk.

Now, pizza or burger for lunch. Sigh, life’s so hard.

I believe this is the definitive comment on the issue

It’s possible, especially if you live in Alsace

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Bacon and boiled egg salad?

Your body’s pretty good at letting you know what it needs. If you’re craving salad, you should probably try and get some greens in.

You don’t have to make a salad, like you think a girl might. Bag of baby spinach, shove a couple of fist-fulls in your face. Cherry toms too if you fancy.

You don’t have to make a salad, like you think a girl might. Bag of baby spinach, shove a couple of fist-fulls in your face. Cherry toms too if you fancy.

Ahem….

its got lettuce AND tomatoes on

Ticks all the boxes for having all the food groups (including bacon) represented, surely?

cheese you just need to add melted cheese, it solves everything! (along with Bacon obviously)

What you need is some proper curry.

Sausages.

Sometimes, if I’ve been on a bender for three or four days I will have a chicken Caesar salad for breakfast.

With bacon, obvs.

+1 for bacon salad, your body is just craving some variation in it’s bacon delivery vehicle.

Al Murray was right. Bacon is proof that there is a God. If I wasn’t on my phone I’d post a link.

I’m just going to push on through and get my bacon stocks nice and high.

I foresee some lean lean times ahead when Mrs Sandwicheater finds out what i’ve been eating.

Bacon will stop being delicious before loddrik gets a dog.

B L T

A good middle ground. On nice bread with fresh ingredients it is pretty good!

WTF is beef bacon ^^^???

Grab a tub of cottage cheese with pineapple and use the bacon as a spoon.

Tasty, protein rich eating utensil…

Used to get it in Saudi. Cured beef of some sort (not the good sort). It’s rubbish. Like that revolting non alcoholic malt beverage we used to get.

What you need is some proper curry.

This. If my wife was away for a week I would make curry every single night.

use the bacon as a spoon

I doff my cap to you sir.

Dunno about bacon, I don’t eat it, or most other pork products, (apart from salami and pepperoni), but King Henry I died from a surfeit of lampreys, so I’d watch out for those if I were you.

I’ve just discovered bacon jerkey from a chap who sells billtong on the treacle market in Macclesfield. Its the most wonderful thing i’ve every tasted.

I’m starting to wonder if this is what the “special stuff” was in League of Gentlemen

Curry every single night? Why miss out curry from 2 of your 3 meals a day?

slowoldman – Member

Used to get it in Saudi. Cured beef of some sort (not the good sort). It’s rubbish. Like that revolting non alcoholic malt beverage we used to get.
Horlicks?

In my student days I once averaged 6+ rashers a day for just over a week, and I’m not dead yet.

I did have a bacon and mayonnaise sandwich, after I’d run out of bread. Bacon makes an acceptable bread substitute.

Mmmmmm… Bacon Curry 🙂

Well, i’m still alive.

Burgers with bacon and Stilton for dinner and a token lettuce leaf and some gherkins, nom nom nom.

Bacon for breakfast this morning was tough going. I think my body cut saliva production in an attempt to stop me shoving any more bacon in.

Pffft, i don’t need your saliva, that’s why i’ve got a coffee.

I gave a kg of bacon as my secret Santa gift.

Saying that… bacon is not just for Xmas

chicks dig bacon.

BACON CAKE!!

I’ll heroically volunteer myself to see if it’s possible.

Well my better half is away for a week now so to continue your brave test (and since you’ve tried bacon) I shall dine on curry thrice a day for 7 days to see if you can overdose on that. I imagine curried porridge will be hard work

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