Well almost, apart from a tiny g string. The mrs reckons a friends daughter is doing it whilst in oz. Surely her frontage will suffer from a serious buffering. Is there not some regulation saying a “jump suit” has to be worn?

Yes. I have seen videos on the interweb, ladies and gentlemen 😯

A quick Google images search confirms that you can 😯 😯

Thanks for searching for me! Imagine a high flying bee hitting the veg at that speed of descent 😯

Can I? No. Can your daughter’s friend? Yes, but we’ll need video evidence.

Google.. naked skydiving flaps gif 😆

Thanks for the heads up there shifter. A quick edit of my op was definitely required 😯

Yes… Seen it on dirty Sanchez.
Would rather of seen female bits falling at 120mph… A buffering wedding tackle is not a pretty site.

Will she whistle on the way down?

yes, and have, in empuriabrava a few years ago.

I saw the flaps gif and the willy one and the inverted breasts ones at the dawn of the Internet’s and was quickly convinced that that was what the internet was invented for…

Seen it on dirty Sanchez

I saw that clip and it reminded me of a spaniel with it’s head out a car window.

Empuria?

Ahhhh, the halcyon days of the Crazy Rats and Wally Gubbins, and getting mullered in Pirates bar! Probably shut now, though.

Yes, it hurts.

Might only work for the Scots but…

Did you hear about the transsexual sky diver?

They landed with a fud.

I googled it and could barely breathe for laughing when showing the mrs. I also proudly exclaimed that “told you they’d know on singletrack”

Surely a better question would be why would you want to?

& if you’re wearing a parachute are you technically naked?

I googled as instructed and found this beauty:

The way her twazzer is gasping for air I imagine she unleashed the mother of all queefs when she landed.

Pretty sure that’s fine on here?

As said above, inverted soft bits are the order of the day 🙂

I heard stories about couples getting it together in the plane and being rolled out the door by other jumpers, to see how long they could keep it going.

Not long I should imagine…

Check out the Siemens washing machine ad from Danish tv…wowsers

Thanks for searching for me! Imagine a high flying bee hitting the veg at that speed of descent

Or in the va…

Google.. naked skydiving flaps gif

It’s where they get the inspiration for.