Please. I do hate portaloo's with a hang over.

If you're a bear…yes.

wear a collar and take a plastic bag …………………………

Just crap in your sleeping bag and empty it out later.

As in the hairy, cuddly homosexual or the carnivorous four legged variety?

wear a collar and take a plastic bag …………………………

then hang it in a tree …….

>then hang it in a tree …….

+1

Never though about going in my tent. Carrier bag in my helmet. Check carrier for holes and don't wee to much. Should be fine.

Or use the public toilets just off the high street…

pound shop bucket with a bag in , crap tie bin ….done

Do I wear the crap tie or wipe with it.

singlespeedstu – Member

Or use the public toilets just off the high street…
Will you take me stu?

silk or polyester , kipper or cravat ????

I'm sure you'll find someone to give you a hand if you've still got your saturday night gear on.

😯

I've decided that after nearly having my prostrate milked by pete last time, there will be no frock frolicking for me this weekend. Private sessions in my tent by appointment only I'm afraid.