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  • Can anyone sell me a petard. I want to give it to some one…..
  • Woody
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    I really like the happy clown face on the mushroom cloud

    Keef
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    I heard he crossed it years ago……. 😆

    Elfinsafety
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    I still think that’s hand-knitted, that.

    I might get me mum to knit me one actually.

    tazzymtb
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    a line? really?

    Keef the only thing I cross is Dress 😀

    Elfinsafety
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    Or is it broccoli gone mouldy?

    Kevevs
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    don’t be fooled it’s made out of loads of off cauliflowers and araldite.

    Junkyard
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    What’s that about between you and Junkyard then?
    I honestly have no idea whatsoever, I seem to just massively offend him, by not taking life too seriously and poking him when he’s being all serious or a smidge hypocritical and point it out in gentle way

    or

    He just hates, the very air I breathe and the ground I walk on.
    EY ?
    Neither I just though that thread was not the place for a standard STW ding dong ?
    Unfortunately I appear to be too thick skinned to notice your other attempts perhaps you are being too subtle 😉
    Main thing is neither of seems to bear a grudge 😯
    😛
    serioulsy I have no beef even if you do

    deadlydarcy
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    Time for another flouncette JunkDeLuxe 🙂

    Kevevs
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    aww, could be handshakes at dawn. be positive!

    RobHilton
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    But more importantly; this idiot.
    How about injecting an orange with piss?

    Junkyard
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    DD i thought it a lovely nom de plume tbh [ I am forming a lovely mental image of a Liily Savage type persona – bet you were thinking more lady boy weren’t you] – but was sadly unable to comment I am glad you brought it up. I will use it after my next ban
    I was not really sure why it was perceived as a flounce it just did not seem like the correct thread for typical STW stuff so i just left the thread ..pretty sure i posted some other stuff later that night on here.
    Anyway this a bit too much STW naval gazing for me so yes inject an orange with piss Trademark of Ton iirc

    Elfinsafety
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    Oh it were just that you alluded to meeting him in Real Life™ and not being overly impressed with him.

    Not trying to stir or owt, just curious as to the reasons for the animosity.

    Why can’t you both be like me, and just get along with everyone?

    Junkyard
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    Is that at me ?

    oddly i saw him for the first time today at work what a patronising cock.

    I meant Jeremy Kyle not tazzy – I dont know tazzy at all.
    Do you think tazzy thinks we work together ??
    No animosity beyond stw storm in a tea cup

    Kevevs
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    Junkyard, you are hereby on trial of the crime of taking this forum too seriously or non-seriously. something like that..

    Elfinsafety
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    Oh right, my mistake! 😆

    Ha ha!

    I thought you were talking about Tazzy! 😳

    Oh well as you were! 😀

    rkk01
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    Sorry – she was broken up in 1967
    HMS Petard

    Very famous boat. Instrumental in breaking the Enigma code – despite what Hollywood would have you believe…

    bullheart
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    Think carefully about this Doc; you know the policy on bullying and threatening behaviour on STW, and the response it gets;

    (although probably only Al and elf will get that. As you were)

    tazzymtb
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    Elfin- you are the master of getting the wrong end of the stick!

    Elfin does this mean you think I’m a patronising cock like Jeremy kyle?

    *runs off sobbing*

    me n the junkster have never met, although i am a cock so he got that bit correct 😀

    never any animosity between us just a bit of jolly banter. in fact There are only a couple of personas on silly track I loathe with a passion.

    they may be getting some “foot spa fish” and visit from big reggie with a can of this

    for the festive celebration ting

    Elfinsafety
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    Sorry Taz and JY. I apologise profusely. 😳

    (although probably only Al and elf will get that. As you were)

    I got it Bully, I got it. 😆

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