I had one call me.
Me ‘Yes, I have had an accident which wasn’t my fault’
Them ‘Excellent, could you tell me a little more’
Me ‘They just came out and onto the main road from the right without time for me to react – she was in a pretty bad way after the crash, I’d kind of feel guilty trying to claim against her but is was her fault’
Them ‘You really need to think of yourself at time like this sir and don’t need to feel bad. It is important we do the best for you. It could be a lot of money’
Me ‘Are you sure, she didn’t look very wealthy?’
Them ‘Don’t worry, we have an excellent track record and it doesn’t matter who they are’
…..5mins of details about the damage to the car and passengers….
Them ‘So do you have a name and address for the other party?’
Me ‘Yes, it was a B Deer, I think her address was The Moor, Dulsie Bridge, Invernesshire – I don’t have a postcode’
Them ‘And, do you know the first name?’
Me ‘Yes, Bambi. Bambi the Deer on the moor near Dulsie’
Them ‘You time wasting arsehole!’ , click.
Fun while it lasted, and I was never actually was untruthful.