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  • Caerphilly chosen Cchupri Cheese jokes
  • AndyRT
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    How do you get a mouse to smile?

    Say cheese!

    IGMC

    Pigface
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    Gouda God that was awful

    AndyRT
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    What music does cheese like best?

    R’n’ Brie

    I’m here all day

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    camo16
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    Why did the one-legged clown leave the cheese circus?

    Because he couldn’t get his stilton.

    whatnobeer
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    Stop, I camembert it any more….

    bigyinn
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    Why did Fred get banned from STW
    He was Emental.

    Mister-P
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    Did you hear about the explosion at a French cheese factory?

    All that was left was de Brie.

    Mister-P
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    When should you go on a cheese diet?

    When you need to Cheddar few pounds.

    igm
    Full Member

    What cheese do you use to encourage a teddy?

    What cheese is made backwards?

    How do the welsh eat cheese?

    Didn’t we do this last year?

    dirtycrewdom
    Free Member

    Why is it windy in the cheese Isles?

    Because of the bries

    wwaswas
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    I’ve got some cheese jokes I can’t put on here – they’re Blue.

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    How can you tell if cheese has exploded?

    There’s deBrie everywhere.

    What’s a pirates favourite cheese?

    CheddARRRGGHHH!!!

    theotherjonv
    Full Member

    What does a cheese say when it looks at itself in the mirror?

    Halloumi

    BillMC
    Full Member

    What cheese with which to hide a horse?

    Mascarpone!

    dirtycrewdom
    Free Member

    Why did the cheese paint his wife twice?

    Because he double gloucester

    lemonysam
    Free Member

    Why should you never make a jumper out of cheese?

    Because fromage frais…

    johnellison
    Free Member

    A man goes to the bank for a loan to start a business. The bank manager asks what he intends to do.

    “I’m going to start a cafe, sell coffee to take out and call it ‘Starbucks’,” replies Mr. Man.

    “I think it’s been done already,” says the bank manager. “Come back when you have an original idea!”

    A week later, Mr. Man goes back to the bank. “You’ll love this one,” he says. “Me and the wife are going to open a cheap-as-chips supermarket, pile it high, sell it cheap sort of thing! We thought ‘Aldi’ might be a good name!”

    After a quick face-palm, the bank manager says, “I think it’s been done already. Come back when you have an original idea!”

    A month later, Mr. Man re-appears. “I’ve got it this time,” he tells the bank manager. “I’m going to start importing cheese, but not any old cheese!”

    At this the bank manager’s interest is piqued. “Go on…,” he says.

    “Well,” says Mr. Man, “all the cheese is going to be sourced from the Middle East, and one country in particular – Israel!”

    “Wow!” says the bank manager, “this is a great idea – I don’t know of such a niche cheese shop anywhere, so it could work. What are you going to call the business?”

    “Cheeses of Nazareth!”

    I’m here all week…

    edward2000
    Free Member

    Edam is made backwards

    ransos
    Free Member

    What cheese isn’t yours?

    Nacho cheese.

    edward2000
    Free Member

    i love cheese. Ive got a cheese Fetaish

    Thank you very much

    Whey!

    edward2000
    Free Member

    Why did the priests leave the church of cheese?

    Because there was a stinking bishop.

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