Had a great morning at hopton woods yesterday,first time for me and thought it was excellent.

However ,went for a sandwitch in craven arms first and when my sausage and egg sarnie arrived the bread had been buttered.

Just no,no,no,no.

My missus insists that both the top and bottom slices of bread should be buttered. Ugggh

You are wrong.

as long as it isn’t marge!

besides the sausage sandwich game is red/brown/none

Definitely buttered you heathens!
How do you think you stop the sauce disappearing into the bread?
I not being sausage and bacon is whats wrong.

It’s not a sandwich without butter you heathen. What is wrong with you?

Bread
Sausage
Egg
Sauce
Bread

Butter only on cold sarnies or toast

Heathen indeed!!

Dear god man what’s wrong with you?

Some people should’ve been culled at birth

The butter is the essence of the sandwhich! Just when you thought there were a few things everybody could universally agree on!

A sandwich without an additional layer of fat (butter, mayo etc) to offer sufficient protection to the bread is simply not proper.

It’s not a sarnie if its not buttered

Sandwiches, like all the great pleasures on life, require a degree of lubrication. Butter all the way.
Nothing worse than a dry ride.

Got to have butter.

revs1972 – Member
My missus insists that both the top and bottom slices of bread should be buttered. Ugggh

She’s right.

Symmetry innit.

Bread is just a vehicle for butter, eschewing butter in favour of bread is like giving up sex for flirting.

Quick squiggle of salad creme on the top and bottom is a much better idea.

No no no. I love butter probably more than any of you lot, but not with fried toppings. It detracts from the inherent porkiness. Dip your bread in the pan if you must, but no butter. Save that for cold sardines, toast and crumpets, where you can taste it.

If there’s sufficient grease on the hot sausages or hot bacon then butter is not essential. A cold sandwich must have butter.

I’d agree.. I only put butter on (proper butter) If the sandwich is too dry.

But that rarely happens as theres usually mustard, some kind of pickle sauce or ketchup involved!

Only buttered if the bread is toasted obviously

Butter tastes great
Butter lubricates
A sandwich without butter is a joyless slap in the face of God

Next you’ll be putting skimmed milk in your tea.
Freaks.

Of course there should be butter. Melted butter makes absolutely everything better.

You put milk in your tea ???

You’re all wrong!!!! 😡

The answer is Pesto on a sausage sandwich

But butter is basically just fat.. If the sandwich has sufficient fat and/or sauce on it already I dont see the point..

That said I do like a ham or chicken sandwich to have mustard and a filthy dollop of full fat mayo!

No butter in a sandwich? Don’t be a twunt!

All wrong but i am alergic so thats that

You’ll find that the appropriate spread is margarine. Bunch of barbarians

butter on every type of sarnie. best on warm fillings i.e bacon.

margarine is 1 step away from being melted plastic……FACT

Surely if there’s butter on it it’s a buttie not a sarnie?

Melted butter makes absolutely everything better.

Just tried it to solve an annoying speak on my disc brakes.

You’re partially right, it’s resolved the squeaking.

Rgds;

Jon
Guildford A&E

Shropshire folk are strange.
You’re lucky it was just butter on your breakfast sarnie and not a horses head in your bed.
I always keep my doors locked when I ride round that way.

Back doors?

hammyuk proving that nominative determinism is alive and well.

mrsfry – Member
You’ll find that the appropriate spread is margarine. Bunch of barbarians

ton – Member
butter on every type of sarnie. best on warm fillings i.e bacon.

margarine is 1 step away from being melted plastic……FACT
On this, I have to agree with ton, margarine is synthetic nastiness, and does not a sandwich make.
Fact.

I didn’t realise simply slapping objects between bread would be something one would even consider eating, let alone calling it a sandwich.

Margarine is just grim.

Slowoldman +1

Next you’ll be telling me that when you have a burger you butter the roll 🙁