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  • Busted (little kid content)
  • molgrips
    Free Member

    Conversation between my daughter Meggie (aged 3 years 3 weeks) and Mrs Grips:

    Yook they sell new cars.
    Yes.
    We get a new car?
    No we don’t need one. Our cars are working well, so we don’t need a new car.
    hmmm. we have 2 cars. Daddy and Mommy have a car.
    Yes.
    Daddy take car to work. Yes, this week he took a car and a plane tho.
    Daddy take bike and train yesterday.
    Yes, he has taken his bike and a train.
    Daddy has yots bikes, he hang it up. (bikes are hanging in the garage)
    Yes.
    Daddy get new bike?
    No daddy doesn’t need a new bike he has good bikes. He might want a new one, but he has nice bikes.
    Daddy need new bike. He have new bike in garage.
    No I don’t think he does.
    He does. He hang it up. Meggy see it.

    ….

    Now I am in trouble, even though I haven’t actually bought a new bike.

    supersessions9-2
    Free Member

    😀

    mtbmaff
    Free Member

    Beautiful, out of the mouth of babes 🙂

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    scaredypants
    Full Member

    is this pleading for the defence ?

    “look love, I even told stw that it isn’t a new bike – I’ve just polished an old one”

    daftvader
    Free Member

    Now i’m not alone….
    Discussion between mrs vader and mini vader (oliver) aged 3 1/2…..
    Mini….. Mummy, daddy has lots of bikes dosnt he?
    Mrs…. Yes
    Mini….. Does daddy have too many bikes?
    Mrs…. Er, yes
    Mini….. Has daddy got a new bike?
    Mrs….. er, nooooo, hang on a minute….. Which one do you mean?
    Mini….. The black one. Can I have some sweeties?

    In my defense. All my bikes are black and ive sold 1 and a frame… Y’honour!

    As you can see molegrips our dear children just cant be trusted…. Even if we are inocent! 😀

    JacksonPollock
    Free Member

    Ha ha, nice one!

    Phase 1 training – talk about the need for new bikes – complete.
    Phase 2 training – keeping quiet about acquisition of new bikes – ongoing! 😆

    muggomagic
    Full Member

    We need someone to hack molgrips account and start a thread about his new bike. Lots of bragging about how much it cost and how his wife will never find out.

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