Sat in a&e.
Think this qualifies.
Archery and nose picking going to be trickier from now on.

While I’m in pain you can all have fun guessing how this state of affairs came to be.

It’s got to be wood related Shirley?

Guessing a rotor indecent.

You misread the signs and touched the MIL inappropriately?

Must be something slicey, a disc brake incident of some sort?

edit – Can’t be disc brakes, or you’d have posted on the Bike Forum. I’m throwing my vote in with woodworking, rotary saw (just because mine terrifies me any time I use it).

Poking badgers?

Lead fingernail?
Do you have a matching one on the other hand where you tried to show them how it happened?

Maybe a bit over zealous grating some cheese?

You’ve upset the boss, and you’re atoning with Yubitsume?

😯 circular saw?

IANAD but there seems to something missing 😯

I envisage blood and everything, I feel ill now. One less finger to hit with the hammer though #silverlining

Remarkably not wood related.

Rotor incident closer but, yes, in chat not bike forum for a reason

Might see if I can close the wound myself with some superglue. Drac, got any advice?

Why did you do that?

That is a very good question.

All I can come up with at the moment is that I momentarily lost the ability to think like a competent adult.

However it reminded me how surprised I am to have made it to 40 with everything else still attached

I’ve nearly done similar with a mandolin (the food surgery device, not the musical one!), so food prep of some kind?

Chainsaw or using a power tool without the appropriate guard..

That’s a beautiful set of films tbh. Got a motorbike? Decided human flesh is a good chainlube?

Just shown my 13 year old nephew, he didn’t think it was bad.

Disc rotor?

Northwind knows 😉

All I can come up with at the moment is that I momentarily lost the ability to think like a competent adult.

A handy rule for life – don’t poke your fingers in places you wouldn’t poke your knob

It looks worse “in the flesh”

Hand in the sink disposal before it finished spinning?
Looks too neat for an animal bite.

New gloves time?

I’m struggling to see how this can be blamed on Excel 😕

Act of god?

bloody hell there’s bone gone there. Did you keep the bit?

Will have to get mum to adapt all my riding gloves. I darent look at at what bits of me mashed into the bike chain…

I was going to make a pun, but there’s no point.

I asked the triage nurse if I’d be able to play the piano now and she said yes. Which is great because I’ve never learned.

Ouch. Right handed? Healing vibes heading over the hill. Hope you feel OK soon.

Yep, right handed. Going to be annoying.

Will have to swap to shooting left handed bow. And touch typing is going to be weird.

Did someone forget just how closely a 525 chain meshes with a 42T sprocket?
You Mucking Fuppet

Yep, right handed. Going to be annoying.
Will have to swap to shooting left handed bow. And touch typing is going to be weird.

However, it’ll make something else feel almost big enough now.

Last time I saw something like that it was GF’s sister after having (almost) cleaned her motorbike/chain. Ouch.

Time to get a Steam-Punk looking metal-tipped digit and start a metal band named ‘Iommifinger’

Boredom?

Been on a date with piranhaminge !

sneezed during a diy prostate check?

*finally got round to searching Yubitsume on wiki *

How do you know that shit nickc?

We’ll have a whipround.
Scottoilers aren’t that pricey these days.

Could you take a picture of the warning sticker you ignored first though? 🙂

It’s probably stuck to the safety guard I had to remove first 🙂