Collar bone - 18
Arm - 7
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 56
Finger - 48
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 12
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 8
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 2
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 5
ankle - 8
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 6
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 2
Back - 3
finger x3 from hockey, it can be a very painful sport. never had a bike related injury that has stopped me for more than a week 
i will break my leg now i've said that 
Collar bone - 18
Arm - 7
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 56
Finger - 48
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 13
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 8
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 2
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 6
ankle - 8
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 6
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 2
Back - 3
Added Broke Wrist, biking round degla all day, then came off bike within about 100yds from car!! Helmet written off too
Collar bone - 18
Arm - 7
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 56
Finger - 48
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 13
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 8
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 2
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 6
ankle - 9
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 6
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 2
Back - 3
Broke ankle walking off Ben Nevis. Thought it was just a bad sprain, hobbled back in the dark over a few hours, week later went for x ray and ankle broken in two places.
Collar bone - 18
Arm - 7
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 60
Finger - 51
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 13
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 8
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 3
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 6
ankle - 9
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 6
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 2
Back - 3
Added hip, 4 ribs and 3 fingers. Well, the same rib twice, does that count? Only 2 of the ribs are biking injuries, all the rest are variously walking, circle pits, and poor punching technique.
Collar bone - 18
Arm - 8
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 60
Finger - 51
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 14
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 8
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 3
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 6
ankle - 9
middle toe - 3
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 6
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 2
Back - 3
added 1 wrist, 1 toe, 1 arm, the arm was at school doing high jump in a sand pit, the toe i stubbed on a post and the wrist i fell off a bloody great ship onto the dockside. Why dont we do stitches as well, i can give 35+ broken down as 4 in leg, 12 or so in head, the rest in a cut on my arm, none of the above injuries were caused by biking
Collar bone - 18
Arm - 9
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 60
Finger - 51
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 14
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 8
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 3
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 6
ankle - 9
middle toe - 3
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 6
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 2
Back - 3
Collar bone - 19
Arm - 10
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 82
Finger - 51
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 14
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 8
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 3
elbow - 3
pelvis - 2
wrist - 6
ankle - 9
middle toe - 3
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 10
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 3
Back - 3
Collar bone - 20
Arm - 11
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 83
Finger - 51
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 14
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 8
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 3
elbow - 3
pelvis - 2
wrist - 6
ankle - 9
middle toe - 3
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 10
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 3
Back - 3
Collar bone - 20
Arm - 11
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 83
Finger - 51
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 14
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 9
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 3
elbow - 3
pelvis - 2
wrist - 6
ankle - 9
middle toe - 3
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 10
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 3
Back - 3
thought there would be way more broken arms...
Collar bone - 21
Arm - 11
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 83
Finger - 51
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 14
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 9
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 3
elbow - 4
pelvis - 2
wrist - 6
ankle - 9
middle toe - 3
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 10
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 3
Back - 3
Added 1 very smashed up elbow....oops and a collar bone..
Collar bone - 21
Arm - 11
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 83
Finger - 52
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 14
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 9
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 3
elbow - 5
pelvis - 2
wrist - 6
ankle - 9
middle toe - 3
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 10
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 3
Back - 3
Added 1 collar bone in bits, one broken pinky and one badly chipped elbow (does that count? It chuffing hurt!)
Collar bone - 23
Arm - 11
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 85
Finger - 51
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 14
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 9
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 3
elbow - 4
pelvis - 2
wrist - 6
ankle - 9
middle toe - 3
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 10
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 3
Back - 3
2 over the bars incidents have broken each collar bone, cracked/broken ribs from snowboarding.
Head
Cheek Bone - 2
Jaw - 2
Nose - 9
Skull - 1
Shoulder & Chest
Collar bone - 23
Rib - 83
Upper Limb
Arm - 11
Wrist - 20
Finger - 54
Elbow - 4
Thumb - 4
Hand(inc. schaphoid) - 15
Lower Limb
Ankle - 9
Big Toe - 4
Hip - 3
Knee Cap - 2
Leg - 6
Metatarsal - 4
Middle toe - 3
Spine & Pelvis
Back - 3
Pelvis - 2
Spine - 3
Bored so did a tidy up
Head
Cheek Bone - 2
Jaw - 2
Nose - 9
Skull - 1
Shoulder & Chest
Collar bone - 23
Rib - 83
Upper Limb
Arm - 13
Wrist - 20
Finger - 55
Elbow - 4
Thumb - 4
Hand(inc. schaphoid) - 16
Lower Limb
Ankle - 9
Big Toe - 4
Hip - 3
Knee Cap - 2
Leg - 6
Metatarsal - 4
Middle toe - 3
Spine & Pelvis
Back - 3
Pelvis - 2
Spine - 3
Added two wrists and arm and a hand (crushed knuckles - still don't work properly)
Does a Greater Tuberosity count? It bled into my whole arm when it got pulled out and made my arm and chest purple and yellow. Looked FANTASTIC!
(I stuck 'little finger' in all the other fingers)
Head
Cheek Bone - 2
Jaw - 2
Nose - 9
Skull - 1
Shoulder & Chest
Collar bone - 23
Rib - 83
Upper Limb
Arm - 11
Wrist - 22
Finger - 54
Elbow - 4
Thumb - 4
Hand (inc. schaphoid) - 16
Lower Limb
Ankle - 9
Big Toe - 4
Hip - 3
Knee Cap - 2
Leg - 6
Metatarsal - 4
Middle toe - 3
Spine & Pelvis
Back - 3
Pelvis - 2
Spine - 3
Bored so did a tidy up
The results
+1 hip through child sized street hockey. Don't fancy breaking the pelvis though...
Head
Cheek Bone - 2
Jaw - 2
Nose - 9
Skull - 1
Shoulder & Chest
Collar bone - 23
Rib - 83
Upper Limb
Arm - 11
Wrist - 22
Finger - 54
Elbow - 4
Thumb - 4
Hand (inc. schaphoid) - 16
Lower Limb
Ankle - 9
Big Toe - 4
Hip - 4
Knee Cap - 2
Leg - 6
Metatarsal - 4
Middle toe - 3
Spine & Pelvis
Back - 3
Pelvis - 2
Spine - 3
+ 2 for arm, 1 for wrist and 1 for thumb
Head
Cheek Bone - 2
Jaw - 2
Nose - 9
Skull - 1
Shoulder & Chest
Collar bone - 23
Rib - 83
Upper Limb
Arm - 13
Wrist - 23
Finger - 54
Elbow - 4
Thumb - 5
Hand (inc. schaphoid) - 16
Lower Limb
Ankle - 9
Big Toe - 4
Hip - 4
Knee Cap - 2
Leg - 6
Metatarsal - 4
Middle toe - 3
Spine & Pelvis
Back - 3
Pelvis - 2
Spine - 3
Head
Cheek Bone - 2
Jaw - 2
Nose - 14
Skull - 1
Zygomatic arch - 1
Shoulder & Chest
Collar bone - 23
Rib - 85
Upper Limb
Arm - 14
Wrist - 22
Finger - 56
Elbow - 4
Thumb - 4
Hand (inc. schaphoid) - 16
Lower Limb
Ankle - 9
Big Toe - 4
Hip - 4
Knee Cap - 2
Leg - 6
Metatarsal - 4
Middle toe - 3
Spine & Pelvis
Back - 3
Pelvis - 2
Spine - 3
Added in 5x broken nose, 1x zygomatic arch (not quite cheekbone but still very sore), 2 ribs and 2 fingers and an arm, and all rugby. Just stitches coming off my bike so far...
surprised that rib is the most
Head
Cheek Bone - 2
Jaw - 2
Nose - 15
Skull - 1
Zygomatic arch - 1
Shoulder & Chest
Collar bone - 23
Rib - 86
Upper Limb
Arm - 14
Wrist - 22
Finger - 56
Elbow - 4
Thumb - 4
Hand (inc. schaphoid) - 17
Lower Limb
Ankle - 9
Big Toe - 4
Hip - 4
Knee Cap - 2
Leg - 6
Metatarsal - 4
Middle toe - 3
Spine & Pelvis
Back - 3
Pelvis - 2
Spine - 5
Added one to the hand count and 2 to spine (a chip lower down caused by multitool in back pocket and a fracture near the neck from nutting a tree)
Lots of other attempts, but no other breaks!
Collar bone is due to people not knowing how to fall correctly, isn't it?
{Edit}just noticed people are adding non-mtb related.. hmm. So added nose and rib
Head
Cheek Bone - 2
Jaw - 2
Nose - 14
Skull - 1
Zygomatic arch - 1
Shoulder & Chest
Collar bone - 24
Rib - 85
Upper Limb
Arm - 14
Wrist - 22
Finger - 57
Elbow - 4
Thumb - 4
Hand (inc. schaphoid) - 18
Lower Limb
Ankle - 9
Big Toe - 4
Hip - 4
Knee Cap - 2
Leg - 6
Metatarsal - 4
Middle toe - 3
Spine & Pelvis
Back - 3
Pelvis - 2
Spine - 5
Collarbone in a car crash, hand in a drunken pub brawl, finger at Dusk til Dawn.
EDIT: I completed a further 6 laps at D2D with that broken finger - Ergon grips are ace 
Nose should be 15, rib 86. Timing went wrong there.
Head
Cheek Bone - 2
Jaw - 2
Nose - 14
Skull - 2
Zygomatic arch - 1
Shoulder & Chest
Collar bone - 24
Rib - 87
Upper Limb
Arm - 14
Wrist - 24
Finger - 57
Elbow - 4
Thumb - 7
Hand (inc. schaphoid) - 18
Lower Limb
Ankle - 10
Big Toe - 4
Hip - 4
Knee Cap - 2
Leg - 7
Metatarsal - 4
Middle toe - 3
Spine & Pelvis
Back - 3
Pelvis - 2
Spine - 5
Added ; Skull , Ribs 2off , Wrist 2off , Thumb 3off (same one) , Ankle and leg
da funk
Head
Cheek Bone - 2
Jaw - 3
Nose - 15
Skull - 2
Zygomatic arch - 1
Shoulder & Chest
Collar bone - 25
Rib - 91
Upper Limb
Arm - 14
Wrist - 24
Finger - 58
Elbow - 4
Thumb - 7
Hand (inc. schaphoid) - 18
Lower Limb
Ankle - 10
Big Toe - 4
Hip - 4
Knee Cap - 2
Leg - 7
Metatarsal - 4
Middle toe - 3
Spine & Pelvis
Back - 3
Pelvis - 2
Spine - 5
ADDED
Nose - board duster thrown across room hit face
Jaw front wheel fell off forks doing wheely on BMX realy really hurt knocked out and blind for about 5 minutes when i came round truly scary experience was 13 at time.
Collar bone – rugby
Rib x 4 one bmx jumping off garage roof DONT Try this at home kids I was no Danny M in 1984– hit seat as legs gave way – glad as my nuts were an inch above wheel , once nan bield crash but just a crack and twice playing footie
Finger once – football
Ankle – football
Never broken any part of an arm must try harder!!
Head
Cheek Bone - 2
Jaw - 3
Nose - 17
Skull - 2
Zygomatic arch - 1
Shoulder & Chest
Collar bone - 27
Rib - 94
Upper Limb
Arm - 14
Wrist - 26
Finger - 58
Elbow - 4
Thumb - 7
Hand (inc. schaphoid) - 18
Lower Limb
Ankle - 11
Big Toe - 4
Hip - 4
Knee Cap - 2
Leg - 7
Metatarsal - 4
Middle toe - 3
Spine & Pelvis
Back - 3
Pelvis - 2
Spine 5
Adde 3 broken ribs, nose broken twice both wrists (at the same time) ankle (went through front wheel when foot came unclipped while bunny hopping) collar bone left one twice. Not bad eh
No wonder were all so freakin ugly.
I'm waiting to break my nose a fourth time in the vain hope it might be like corrective surgery.
Oldgit
Mine keeps being broken the same way, gradually migrating across my face. Gives me a "lived in" look. Just waiting to get hit by a southpaw and that should hopefully solve the problem though, but probably only got 2 or 3 seasons left in me and this one has been a write off with a new baby and new house.
Head
Cheek Bone - 2
Jaw - 3
Nose - 20
Skull - 2
Zygomatic arch - 1
Shoulder & Chest
Collar bone - 28
Rib - 94
Upper Limb
Arm - 14
Wrist - 26
Finger - 58
Elbow - 4
Thumb - 9
Hand (inc. schaphoid) - 18
Lower Limb
Ankle - 11
Big Toe - 4
Hip - 4
Knee Cap - 2
Leg - 7
Metatarsal - 4
Middle toe - 3
Spine & Pelvis
Back - 3
Pelvis - 2
Spine 5
Broken nose 3 times and both thumbs 
Yep did mine first time in the 70s and they didn't worry about how pretty you looked when you left hospital back then. Mines so badly fixed I've had nasal problems ever since.
Still not as annoying as the forever split finger nail?
Head
Cheek Bone - 2
Jaw - 3
Nose - 24
Skull - 2
Zygomatic arch - 1
Shoulder & Chest
Collar bone - 30
Rib - 98
Upper Limb
Arm - 14
Wrist - 26
Finger - 58
Elbow - 4
Thumb - 9
Hand (inc. schaphoid) - 18
Lower Limb
Ankle - 13
Big Toe - 4
Hip - 4
Knee Cap - 2
Leg - 7
Metatarsal - 4
Middle toe - 3
Spine & Pelvis
Back - 4
Pelvis - 2
Spine 5
Added 1 x back, 4 x ribs, 2 x collarbone (the back ribs and one collar bone were all part of the same motorbike crash), nose about 4 (boxing at school x 3 and one by my eldest head butting me) and finally 2 x ankles - both jumping off the school roof
Head
Cheek Bone - 2
Jaw - 3
Nose - 24
Skull - 2
Zygomatic arch - 1
Shoulder & Chest
Collar bone - 31
Rib - 98
Upper Limb
Arm - 15
Wrist - 27
Finger - 59
Elbow - 4
Thumb - 9
Hand (inc. schaphoid) - 18
Lower Limb
Ankle - 13
Big Toe - 4
Hip - 4
Knee Cap - 3
Leg - 7
Metatarsal - 4
Middle toe - 4
Spine & Pelvis
Back - 4
Pelvis - 2
Spine 5
toe, upper arm, collar bone, finger, wrist. and most recently...
PROPER kneecap. none of this 'nocked a chunk out' nonsense. shattered the whole lot like a china plate. boom.
ow.
Just scrolling down the first page I didn't read the the thread properly and thought some poor bugger and broken their collar bone 18 times, now that would be unlucky
Head
Cheek Bone - 2
Jaw - 3
Nose - 25
Skull - 2
Zygomatic arch - 1
Shoulder & Chest
Collar bone - 31
Rib - 98
Upper Limb
Arm - 16
Wrist - 27
Finger - 59
Elbow - 4
Thumb - 9
Hand (inc. schaphoid) - 18
Lower Limb
Ankle - 15
Big Toe - 4
Hip - 4
Knee Cap - 3
Leg - 9
Metatarsal - 4
Middle toe - 4
Spine & Pelvis
Back - 4
Pelvis - 2
Spine 5
Nose on a flume at a swimming pool - split my nose right open down to the cartilage
2 x ankles and 2 x legs falling 25ft off a climb in the peak - almost had both amputated
arm - only bike related one, rode over a twig on a pavement at about 2 mph, fell off sideways and broke arm.
Led to an interesting conversation at mountain mayhem a week later: 'are you alright mate (pushing bike through mud with one arm' 'yeh just got a broken arm' 'are you limping as well?' 'its okay having my ankle fused in the morning'
At least I had 6 weeks to recover from mayhem after having my ankle joint removed and replaced with titanium.
Gareth
Old git I know where your coming from with nasal problems, had passages widened slightly and use Flixonase nasal spray to try to keep them clear. I side always feels blocked.
Head
Cheek Bone - 2
Jaw - 3
Nose - 25
Skull - 2
Zygomatic arch - 1
Shoulder & Chest
Collar bone - 31
Rib - 98
Upper Limb
Arm - 16
Wrist - 27
Finger - 60
Elbow - 4
Thumb - 9
Hand (inc. schaphoid) - 18
Lower Limb
Ankle - 15
Big Toe - 4
Hip - 4
Knee Cap - 3
Leg - 9
Metatarsal - 4
Middle toe - 4
Spine & Pelvis
Back - 4
Pelvis - 2
Spine 5
Touch wood, only ever broken one finger in an amusing incident involving (i) a training ride on the MTB with a short road section (ii) a sudden thunderstorm and downpour whilst on said road section (iii) a hands first superman into the road, and (iv) an unmarked police car.
Head
Cheek Bone - 2
Jaw - 3
Nose - 26
Skull - 2
Zygomatic arch - 1
Shoulder & Chest
Collar bone - 32
Rib - 101
Upper Limb
Arm - 16
Wrist - 28
Finger - 69
Elbow - 4
Thumb - 9
Hand (inc. schaphoid) - 19
Lower Limb
Ankle - 15
Big Toe - 4
Hip - 4
Knee Cap - 3
Leg - 9
Metatarsal - 4
Middle toe - 4
Spine & Pelvis
Back - 4
Pelvis - 2
Spine 5
Head
Cheek Bone - 2
Jaw - 3
Nose - 26
Skull - 2
Zygomatic arch - 1
Shoulder & Chest
Collar bone - 34
Rib - 103
Upper Limb
Arm - 16
Wrist - 30
Finger - 69
Elbow - 4
Thumb - 9
Hand (inc. schaphoid) - 19
Lower Limb
Ankle - 15
Big Toe - 4
Hip - 4
Knee Cap - 3
Leg - 9
Metatarsal - 4
Middle toe - 4
Spine & Pelvis
Back - 4
Pelvis - 2
Spine 5
Head
Cheek Bone - 2
Jaw - 3
Nose - 26
Skull - 2
Zygomatic arch - 1
Shoulder & Chest
Collar bone - 34
Rib - 103
My Heart - 1, courtesy of Mary Ellen Moffat
Upper Limb
Arm - 16
Wrist - 30
Finger - 69
Elbow - 4
Thumb - 9
Hand (inc. schaphoid) - 19
Lower Limb
Ankle - 15
Big Toe - 4
Hip - 4
Knee Cap - 3
Leg - 9
Metatarsal - 4
Middle toe - 4
Spine & Pelvis
Back - 4
Pelvis - 2
Spine 5
Am I really the first one to think of this?!?!
Head
Cheek Bone - 2
Jaw - 3
Nose - 26
Skull - 2
Zygomatic arch - 1
Shoulder & Chest
Collar bone - 36
Rib - 103
Upper Limb
Arm - 16
Wrist - 30
Finger - 69
Elbow - 4
Thumb - 10
Hand (inc. schaphoid) - 21
Lower Limb
Ankle - 15
Big Toe - 4
Hip - 4
Knee Cap - 3
Leg - 9
Metatarsal - 4
Middle toe - 4
Spine & Pelvis
Back - 4
Pelvis - 2
Spine 5
My Heart - 1, courtesy of Mary Ellen MoffatAm I really the first one to think of this?!?!
Yes. You're also the only person I've ever heard of with a heart bone, let alone a broken one.
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