So, it turns out I can’t jump down the 7 stairs outside my school…

No tenderness to touch it (just below the elbow). I can make a gentle fist without pain. A tight fist hurts. Massive pain if I rotate the forearm.

Just waiting for my less than impressed wife to drive to A&E.

Place your bets now…

I say cracked ulna, and I want bonus points if Ive guessed the right stick 🙂

Yep, cracked head of the Ulna by the sounds of it, sling for a week or so, mine didn’t end up in plaster

I predict your wife calling you £^£% ^%££ *&”^£ 😉 Hope all heals up OK though

Radial head fracture?

Can I jump in on this? Fell off my bike two months ago ,occasional pain on the outside edge of my hand , the bit that is facing the floor when you hold your hand out to shake hands. Shaking hands hurts!

Hooli wins! Although I did get a Burger King on the way home so obviously not too mad!

Not broken. Torn ligaments. Bloody sore and swollen but glad it’s not fractured. The Dr said I should be on the bike in a month. Could be worse.

Burger King on the way home so obviously not too mad

she’s decided to poison you 😉