I'll probably balls it up but it should be a laugh. Kicks off at midday Saturday 5th at the Bikefest. NOT A SCOOBY DOO where I am ( someone send me a pdf please ).

Me neither.
Asked for a map, got the booking form PDF sent. Three times.

Does this mean that the bike jumble is not where it usually is. Been trying to find time to cross the river for 18 months and tomorrow is booked.
Tell me more please

Jumble is relocated this month to Ashton Court (more specifically the Bikefest area by the event village).

The PDF has been on the web-site for a while so not sure why you'd need to ask for one to be sent to you… http://www.bike-fest.com/bristol/2010_camping_plan.pdf

Ah, that's the camping map. I need to know my pitch for the event village ( or where ever I've been located ).

Tell you what, we're in row D plots 10,11 and 12. Any probs and we'll hold the Bike Jumble there.

Bikefest Bike Jumble is cancelled. All my fault, put the blame here but DON'T mention the Bikefest to me again please.

I'm not the sort of bloke to say…….