Will I die?

Is it your snot?

have you been snorting berroca?

If it came out of any of your own collection of orifices then yes you will.

If you caught sight of it in a barrel or other container then you will be fine.

Die? If you can bottle it and get it in the shops in time for christmas you’ll die rich!

I had a cold hideous and nearly fatal episode of manflu like that once – truly grim and the colour of ironbru!

Any other symptoms? I would guess it’s a sinus infection.

That green stuff looks like what I was producing after the offspring brought a cold home from nursery.

I swear it glowed in the dark.

I picked up a bad cold a couple of months ago and was pretty much vomiting bright orange snot for a week. Loads and loads of it! On one occasion I was blowing my nose, which then brought up about 3ft of it from somewhere in my inner workings, which then caused me to vomit out the rest after the said 3ft snotter got stuck half way. Fun times, enjoy! 🙂

😯

Snot chart

I’ve got a picture of some of it on my phone if anyone would like me to upload it 🙂

(I kept it in case i needed to show a doc, rather than capturing the memory)

YEP , need to see that 🙂

(I kept it in case i needed to show a doc, rather than capturing the memory)

A famous Glasgow doctor used to collect pictures of vomit – apparently patients would save their vomit to show him, and he’d photograph it. He offered to show me his collection a few times, I always politely declined.

I picked up a bad cold a couple of months ago and was pretty much vomiting bright orange snot for a week

Pretty much where I am at the moment. Not touched a bike for nearly 3 weeks. I suspect that I’ve forgotten how to ride one.

OK, you asked for it 🙂

Harry, it took me a full month before I felt well enough to get back into proper sport. I went on a ride round the black at GT after a couple of weeks and really really struggled at some bits.

This is the result of a cough into a large hand towel on day 5

From a different angle. The consisency was wonderful.

Why on gods green earth did I just click that!

uuummmmm Chewy 🙂
doffs cap, thats one hell of a snot rocket.

Yep. That’s the stuff. I shall post a photo of my next nasal ejection.

It’s more of a yellowy brown than orange. Cat aids and no cure.

Aye.. green not orange.. looks like a good wee infection going there..

A wee infection?!?

Everthing is ok down there. No tingly piss at all thankyouverymuch.

Defo not orange. More like lime custard. Why did i click on that 😕

Orange and runny is a sinus infection (looks like irn bru)

Looks like classic man-flu HN-650B

650B Man Flu eh?

I assume that is noticeably different to other forms. Does it really bring the snot alive?

Why did i click on that

Curiosity got the better of me too. Gags.

650B flu slimes out quicker – lower rolling resistance

I had orange jelly-like snot from a sinus infection, from getting sea water pumped into my head when bodyboarding. took a few weeks to dissipate, I quite enjoyed it to be honest.

rom getting sea water pumped into my head when bodyboarding

I used to find the nasal flushes from surfing would keep my sinuses polished up and free from all infection. That might have been other stuff in the North Sea at the time, but it worked!

Yep done that too, what was hilarious was going into Morrisons to get a post surf soup, leaning over at the checkout and what looked like half the Atlantic poured out of my nose and over the conveyor!

Mrs M was LESS than impressed!

Save it and stick it in a tyre – looks better than Stans.