I’m just far more versatile than yer typical defensive midfielder, is all.

More a playmaker what sits deep, really. My explosive acceleration means I can create moves which startle defenders, and leave them bamboozled.

I used to play more as a striker. Had a talent for sniffing out goals, which led to some Leeds fayn mates nicknaming me ‘Sniffer’ after Alan Clarke.

A Brazilian lad once likened me to Bebeto, after I scored a hat-trick in one game. Just had a natural instinct for scoring.

Got banned from a 5-a-side tournament for calling the ref a C***. If I do have a weakness, it’s my fiery temper and tendency to lose it during heated moments.