Just had the email asking for volunteers to work with the UK Borders Agency next wednesday. Training is sunday and monday (double time = double bonus)

Do you think i will actually be on the desk checking passports, or just get lumbered with back room admin stuff?

Can you be at Liverpool airport please and let me through the scrum when I display the STW facial tic?

i’d have thought most back room admin stuff will just be left to ‘wait’?

Do you think i will actually be on the desk checking passports, or just get lumbered with back room admin stuff?

my missus wanted to volunteer

“I aint letting any of them bastids in”

I pointed out it would be cheaper and more effective to just shut the doors in that case

*puts iDave on the list*

EDIT: ooooh snappy gloves! you think i can just check anyone i like *slicks eyebrow*

Just 2 days training?

(No wonder my wife was able to live & work illegally in London for 5 years* 8) )

Sounds like it’ll be a back-room role considering the minimal training being provided.