Parcel force left a card yesterday but the hand writing is so bad that I can’t read the tracking number!

Wanted to collect my new frame today but had no way to give the instruction.

Ruined my riding weekend.

The correct name for that bunch of amateurs is ‘Porcel Farce’.

The only thing they are good at, is showing up 5 nano seconds after we go out, 5 nano seconds before we get home, or while we are at the bottom of the garden.

It’s absolutely astonishing how often they manage it – which is why I now try to get stuff delivered to work.

(I forgot to mention the occasion where they left a parcel behind a plant pot, in the garden, without leaving a note, and I only spotted it 2 days later – luckily it hadn’t been raining)