Inspired by the wazz/whizz diversion on the simmering urine thread.

Got to thinking about nostalgic local slang for various things.

Round our youthful way the following two sprang to mind for breaking wind…

Venting warp plasma.
Laying an air biscuit.

What forgotten and regional descriptions for bodily functions have you got?

“Touching the cloth ”

Front bottom.

For needing a poo,

I’ve got the turtles head

For going for a poo

Just off for an Eartha ( kit)

I’m going for a Brad Pitt

I’m off to do a Barry White..

Dropping the kids off at the pool

A solid morning routine should involve; having a slash, crimping one off (or laying some dirty spine/ having an Ertha Kitt) and pulling one’s pud (or whipping the weasel, spanking the monkey/ having a knuckle shuffle/ making one’s serpent sick/ slapping one’s sausage/ beating the bishop/ knocking one off/ smacking the salami/ extracting some poison/ playing the skin flute), in no particular order.

If a strong coffee was introduced pre-dump one would also finding themselves crowning and needing to open the bomb bay doors. If the experience was ‘difficult’ one would have left a log of hate in that trap, or it could have stank so bad it required a mid way flush.

Before using the only portaloo for miles.
Off to play king of the hill.

Depending on where you’re from thrutchin’ either means farting or squeezing into a space that isn’t really big enough for you. Got to be careful using that word when in the queue for tea and biscuits at meetings / conferences.

Technicolour yawn or speaking to ralph, huey and boab.

prairie dogging

Downloading .

Whacking off = waxing the dolphin.
Pooing = crimping/snapping/curling one off or sinking the Dreadnaught.
Result of a rather large poo = Mike Tyson’s forearm.
Sick outside = Pavement Pizza.
Can’t be arsed with thinking of any more.

Cheezybeanz- I love a good download festival.

One of my favourites for needing a poo is “time to drop the tailboard”

Except for thrutchin none of these seem to be regional based, I can’t think of any either, seems odd that despite so many other regional words theirs none for taking a jobby.

Going for a wee, “going for a Belgium.” Because it’s a small Euro-nation.

Need a Jimmy (Riddle) = piddle
Gone for an Eartha (Kitt) = sh1t
Unless of course it’s the 2 bob bits

“I Play with Myself” by Silibil ‘n Brains should cover most of the euphemisms for personal abuse.

Touching Cotton
Taking a slash

I sorta agree with Drac..

‘Cheers Drive’ said when exiting bus and having a ‘slider’ in the playground seem very regional to me but the dumping euphenisms don’t 🙂