I mean, he's really cool. He's making me see police officers in a whole new light. I find, because his bike's got really great graphics, that I want to come to him with my problems and things that are bothering me about my neighbourhood. When I thought policemen were a bit square and un-hip I never felt like telling them about crime and stuff, and I often disrespected them. But the stunt pegs and anodised rims have really made me realise that I should pay more attention to policemen. I'm actually going to get a laminated copy of this picture for my shower cubicle so that I can look at it while I'm washing under my foreskin.