So these kids go to bed fairly early, as we all know they need their sleep, ages are 11, 9 and 6, youngest a girl.

Their bedrooms are very close to the loo, then in to the loo strolls their dad singing
" i'm waving my willy, swinging my sausage, dangling my diddler"

And three giggling voices can be heard, in fact it turns to hysterics as the dad carries on with his merry tune..

One leaving the bathroom, an angry looking 6 yr old looks up at dad and says, "Daaaad! i'm trying to get to sleep". Bless her.

So, is anyone else a naughty bad dad like me?

Oh, and anyone want a ride on the Quantocks tomorrow?
Just to make it on topic…