Why the bloody hell don’t they put power sockets near the bed? Almost every place I stay in has them on the opposite side of the room, just far enough away from the bed so I can’t plug the laptop in.

FFS!

Get off the bed and walk then! 🙄

Are you in bed while you type this? I feel sullied.

Stop staying in fleapits.

My new company won’t shell out for the Aviator, sadly.

It’s ok now anyway, I’ve unplugged the trouser press.

Can’t you just get porn on the tv?

I’ve unplugged the trouser press.

toasted sandwiches off the menu then

Can’t you just get porn on the tv?

You should have known to pack this then…

God I wish my worries were as serious as yours!

I don’t have room for extension cables, my luggage is jam packed with biking stuff. I brought my bike…

.. except I left the saddle and seatpost on the bench in the garage.. 🙄

It’s ok now anyway, I’ve unplugged the trouser press.

I’ve done that before, and the next thing was a knock at the door as they thought is was nicking it…, seems everything was ‘connected’.

seems everything was ‘connected’.

Did they also keep a record of your, ahem, internet viewing habits…?

Did they also keep a record of your, ahem, internet viewing habits…?

Only if they could read the URL from the CCTV pictures 😀