Seems like the A&E departments are bracing themselves for an onslaught of drunken injuries and Kebab-House Fight Club victims, who's braving the madness and going out tonight then? and where?
And whats the worst place? I'd nominate Whitehaven in Cumbria where its referred to as 'Mad Friday'. I was out there a few years back and I've never seen anything like it. Apparently it was all the Sellafield staff with their Christmas Bonuses in their back pocket. It literally looked like a war zone by last orders! Bodies lying all over the vomit-strewn pavements. When the apocalypse comes, this is what it will look like.
Your nominations for the most mental place to go tonight would be.... ?