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Looks like a Japanese cartoon.

Needs red hubs.

That looks **** awful

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Kind of like the red and yellow, looks like a toy from Home Bargains. But the blue is a bit much and then I don’t even know who thought the green was a good idea.

<edit- I just noticed the blue pedals which are a totally different blue to the other blue bits. Always the way, with untrustworthy blue. I think they might be those really awful HT ones with the completely unsealed bearings, which makes total sense on this bike>

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Look at the state of that patio….

Needs a green rear triangle to match the forks.

Look at the state of that patio….

I wonder if his wife let’s him clean the bike on it?

It looks like a good soakaway TBH

It looks like a parts bin special, not a £10k bike haha.

I’m not sure the black and neon frame would look any better with the green forks.

David Blunkett’s a mountain biker? Who knew.

That absolutely rocks. There is FAR too much going on, and whoever put that together must have known it full-well and decided to plough on regardless. Hyper-budget aesthetic trolling FTW. 😀

Can you imagine ever trying to sell that?! 😀

I kinda like it!

Jesus wept!

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I’d ride it.

Looks like a child’s bike; primary colours and isn’t it rather small?

Intense by name, fugly by nature?

Can you imagine ever trying to sell that?!

Anyone recall the lad on here trying to sell a Maverick ML7 that had been handpainted with goldfish by an artist in California?

If memory serves, the goldfish did not add value. 🙂

Da funk with the front brake kink?

Does it belong to Zandra Rhodes?

Love it!
Fisher Price should totally make bikes

Perfect for winter commuting in the dark, but does it come with an infinite amount of shades to hand out to others you pass at other times of the year? 😆

Life is too short for boring bikes!

At first that nearly made me boak. Now it’s starting to grow on me 😕

I’m bored with the whole stealth thing. A Parts bin fakie is the way forward.

A bit of hose/cable tidying needed and then it’ll be fine. Maybe skinwalls too for the finishing touch. 🙂

I really like that!

So bad it’s great. Would get old quite quickly though I reckon.

I thought that was what all the cool Enduro kids were riding.

I kind of like it in a “glad it’s not in my shed” kind of way. 😳

I like it, it’s certainly distinctive.

I really like it.

Needs a pair of these for riding —

My mum had a harlequin Polo 😆

I like it.

Although i did buy some bright green forks and sent them back cos I was too scared to put them with anything other than a grey frame. Wish I hadn’t now!!

I like it.

Bright for the win.

I am behind the curve on this, and don’t mind.

Fence could do with a coat of varnish..

matching helmet: