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  • Biscuits will never be the same again.
  • Harry_the_Spider
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    I’ve just had my first Tim Tam Slam.

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    Your first what?

    I’m still rocking Tunnocks Wafers.. can’t find anything else remotely suitable.

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    I’m still rocking Tunnocks Wafers.. can’t find anything else remotely suitable.

    Shhh, don’t tell them about them, we need to retain stocks for ‘those in the know’…

    djambo
    Free Member

    I’m still rocking Tunnocks Wafers.. can’t find anything else remotely suitable.

    The food of Gods.

    fasthaggis
    Full Member

    High Fives Bbouy.

    Behold,the Tunnock tin.

    TheFajitaKid
    Free Member

    I’ve just had my first Tim Tam Slam.

    Works with Penguins too

    midlifecrashes
    Full Member

    Tim Tams! When the Ashes are on! Traitor!

    jimmy
    Full Member

    Shhh, don’t tell them about them, we need to retain stocks for ‘those in the know’…

    How many of the 500,000 a week made do you stash exactly? Because I’ve got 490,000 in my garage…

    nealglover
    Free Member

    Works with Penguins too

    With hot chocolate, awesome.

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    Behold,the Tunnock tin.

    Pffft.

    Behold, the Tunnocks Christmas box.

    An annual visitor to the Panther household.

    Did I ever mention that I inadvertently invented the plain chocolate Teacake?

    drlex
    Free Member

    Festive Box?
    o_O
    Mind
    Blown

    trailwagger
    Free Member

    Best with a Twix, but not the extra long ones unless you have super sucking powers.

    fasthaggis
    Full Member

    Ok,ok ,well double Pffft to you and …erm,behold the paper that will wrap the cushion for our son’s Xmas gift 😛

    hammyuk
    Free Member

    I call bullshit Perchy…
    Thats a 2014 tin and its still full.
    Quite obviously fake.

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    Well, Triple Pffftt .

    I hand knitted these Teacake hats from the wool of rare breed Angora goats raised entirely on vegetable scraps.

    These orphans are off snowboarding…..

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    Thats a 2014 tin and its still full.

    Not my picture. Our box doesn’t survive long enough to pose for photos.

    jonnyboi
    Full Member

    meh, I bet none of you have had a chocolate Kimberly.

    *runs off to buy a tunnocks Christmas hamper

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    Erm…
    Where does one purchase that awesome Box of goodies..

    If you’d be so kind…
    😀

    molgrips
    Free Member

    My wife bought some kind of big thick Cadbury’s bar sort of like a giant Club biscuit but much nicer.. really superbly nice.

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    Where does one purchase that awesome Box of goodies..

    From the factory. You know, the one near my house….

    (They have a wee shop – 43 Main Street, Uddingston if you want to Google Street View it)

    jonnyboi
    Full Member

    bastard

    fasthaggis
    Full Member

    wool of rare breed Angora goats

    I am starting to think that they are not that rare and those orphans are clearly fake ,child actors methinks.

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    perchypanther – Member
    Where does one purchase that awesome Box of goodies..
    From the factory. You know, the one near my house….

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    jonnyboi – Member
    bastard

    Seconded 👿

    Call in for me and reprieve yourself, ta.

    northshoreniall
    Full Member

    Shut up about chocolate Kimberley they are all distracted by tunnocks:)
    ( have been able stop importing them as local Morrison’s sell them now – have converted several English friends to them)

    BigButSlimmerBloke
    Free Member

    caramel wafer? what is wrong with you people?

    hmmm – searching for “caramel log” on bing gives the error messages that “Your current Bing SafeSearch setting filters out results that might return adult content”

    Sui
    Free Member

    perchypanther – Member
    Where does one purchase that awesome Box of goodies..
    From the factory. You know, the one near my house….

    (They have a wee shop – 43 Main Street, Uddingston if you want to Google Street View it)

    POSTED 14 MINUTES AGO #
    jonnyboi – Member
    bastard

    POSTED 13 MINUTES AGO #

    +1 🙁

    jonnyboi
    Full Member

    Shut up about chocolate Kimberley they are all distracted by tunnocks:)

    sorry, {font=tiny teeny] but at least I didn’t mention mikados. [/teeny font]

    northshoreniall
    Full Member

    Or coconut creams ( though they definitely not as nice as used to be so they can have them 🙁 )

    Teetosugars
    Free Member

    Where can you get Tim Tams over here?
    Tesc0 stopped selling them..

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    Where can you get Tim Tams over here?

    Dunno. A colleague just brought a load in after a trip to Australia.

    We’ve been dunking all afternoon.

    seosamh77
    Free Member

    Youse are doing the tunnocks thing wrong btw, nearest corner shop fire in they are sure to have clear poly bags filled with caramel logs and wafers! Much cheapness! 🙂

    Shiney wrappers are only there to justify the premium put on exports (classified as anywhere ootside the strathclyde region I think) and the middle classes. 😆

    devash
    Free Member

    Stroopwafels kick ass!

    Cougar
    Full Member

    hmmm – searching for “caramel log” on bing gives the error messages that “Your current Bing SafeSearch setting filters out results that might return adult content”

    That reminds me. Talking to an American friend during Thanksgiving, she asked if I liked a cream pie. Once I’d emptied my keyboard I had to gently explain that it meant something quite different over here.

    wobbliscott
    Free Member

    I’m a fan of Tunnocks wafers……but I’m sorry to say, Aldi’s own beat Tunnocks. Though Tunnocks Teacakes are still the ones to beat. Aldi ones have jam in them!!! Just why would you do that?!

    I’ve had Tim Tam’s but not sure i’ve had a Tim Tam Slam. I’m sure I would have remembered it if I did.

    chrisa87
    Free Member

    Where can you get Tim Tams over here?

    From amazon at £10.56 a packet!! 😮

    tthew
    Full Member

    Harry_the_Spider – Member
    Where can you get Tim Tams over here?
    Dunno. A colleague just brought a load in after a trip to Australia.
    We’ve been dunking all afternoon.

    I thought you were dead?

    nickc
    Full Member

    Tunnucks wafers are shit, I’d put them below pink wafers but they edge a nice… Maybe

    onehundredthidiot
    Full Member

    PPs hats are famous

    peterno51
    Full Member

    Buggerit!

    WHy oh WHY oh why, can’t I buy that box of lovely Tunnocks temptations online…

    Is it because Brexit?

    I shall write to my MP.

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