Can anyone beat the mighty Marbled Octagon from this year’s sainsburys selection box coming in at 3.8g of saturates per biscuit?

Penguin Bars 6.9g

im not sure, but nothing beats dunking a chocolate hob-nob

Nothing individually packaged allowed. Has to be from a family selection box thing.

These are like crack cocaine for me. If I open a pack and have a cuppa they get demolished.

Which box has the hexagonal chocolate covered ones?

Those.

Maximum chocolate/biscuit ratio, an art-deco Breakaway with a Gothic hinterland.
Never last long.

How many have to remain on the top layer before it’s acceptable to delve beneath to the delights of the second layer, btw?

oh i go to the second layer as soon as the best ones are taken from the top.

how many empty wrappers but back into the tin before there’s a domestic?

It was M&S who started the fat octagon biscuit thing and i note that they now recognise that everyone just wants them, not some foil wrapped thing, so sell whole boxes of them.

Really?

I wouldn’t buy an 80’s supercar from a delver.

It’s just rude and basically one step away from total biscuit anarchy.

Respect the layers man.
A Christmas biscuit doesn’t decant well, too fragile.
Eat in from it’s natural plastic packaging.

Be Here Now.

Oh and csb, whole packages?
That could ruin a small child for life.
For every chocolate finger, there’s a coconut macaroon.

Life’s rich wossit right there.

You can’t change the rules just because you got beat.