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  • Birthday sleepovers – hell on earth……
  • MoreCashThanDash
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    LittleMissMC is 8 today. She and three friends have been rollerskating, now waiting on Dominos Pizza delivery. The noise level is amazing, girls really are on a different pitch to boys. House piled high with craft stuff, suspect tbe Strictly final will be watched, some idiot bought her the Frozen DVD forget birthday…..

    Is it wrong to put some knockout drops in their Ribena?

    neilsonwheels
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    Is it wrong to put some knockout drops in their Ribena?

    On many levels.

    martinhutch
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    (For you, not the Ribena).

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    mrchrispy
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    yup…booze is an absolute must.

    jekkyl
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    Isn’t there some bicycle shaped object you could take round your local trails leaving wife with the birthday girl & friends?

    Kryton57
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    A mate of mine said his daughters sleep overs got better when she turned 19’and started having her mates around for pajama parties…

    Markie
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    A mate of mine said his daughters sleep overs got better when she turned 19’and started having pajama parties…

    which is kinda creepy, really,,,

    MoreCashThanDash
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    I’m alarmed at anyones daughter turning 19 feet tall…..

    Ambrose
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    She’s a big girl now.

    MoreCashThanDash
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    They seem to be having a sugar slump now and are happily making a huge mess crafting in the dining room.

    matt_outandabout
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    Sooooo pleased I have tweenage/don’t want to socialise boys at this point…

    dantsw13
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    Mine have had big sleepovers – never again! Max 1 other now.

    chewkw
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    Make some thick sweet yogurt mango lassi for them to drink.

    They will sleep slowly fall asleep in no time.

    That’s what I drink at the curry house.

    :mrgreen:

    tang
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    We had 8 girls stay every year, great fun for them, glad she has outgrown that. Problem is now daughter 2 has started! Daughter 3 will no doubt be following on.

    esselgruntfuttock
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    John Bishop sums it up in 46 seconds!…

    loddrik
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    Ha ha. Proper lolled at this. We have two girls who were 5 and 9 in November. A birthday sleepover was had by all. Only as they were born on the same date, we had five 8 year old and three 4 year old all sleeping over on same night. Chaos does not do it justice. More laughter noise and tears than I’ve ever seen in one place!!!

    MoreCashThanDash
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    Actually the girls are fine. The solitary lad may not survive the night if he doesn’t stop behaving like a whining, spoilt attention seeking little brat. Even MrsMC is losing patience with him.

    Last sugary treats and drinks have just been consumed. Planning on getting them into bed at 11pm. I have to be up early to collect Jnr who has escaped to his Nan’s for night so we can crack on with the Scouts Christmas card delivery run.

    tillydog
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    …Planning on getting them into bed at 11pm…

    Mwaa ha ha ha…

    Good luck with that. I would wager that you’ll be at the bedroom door at 2am bellowing “For goodness sake GO TO SLEEP NOW!!!

    (You hear feedback a month, or so later like: “…so and so says your dad is really scary”) 😉

    MoreCashThanDash
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    Bizarrely, at 10pm I went in to see if they wanted a drink and they asked to put their pyjamas on and finish watching Toy Story 2 in their sleeping bags.

    “Oh, alright then”.

    11.15 we made sure the telly was off and they were settled in and chatting. They were asleep by midnight and we didn’t hear them cavorting around till 8am! (Apart from the minor hiccup at 2am with the 8 year old bed wetter we had been warned about. Who didn’t bring her own sleeping bag :evil:)

    twinw4ll
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    Wait till they get to 16 and a mix of lads and ladettes turn up the worse for wear and spend two hours attempting to blow up a couple of air beds, they seemed to think it was funny.

    ratherbeintobago
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    Isn’t there some bicycle shaped object you could take round your local trails leaving wife with the birthday girl & friends?

    Not married, yourself?

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